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Magic Internet Adventure for Mold & Other Growths

@imarealspider

I will internet for you, do not worry your fuzzy little head.

i learned that in India, there is a species of giant squirrel that have multicoloured fur, with with varying shades of orange, maroon and purple. Their bodies measure 36in from head to tail – double the size of their grey relatives – and they can leap 20ft between trees (x)

Some more pictures of these funky dudes cause they’re so pretty

Oh, and they’re very cleverly called Indian giant squirrels or Malabar giant squirrels

They look like heat-treated steel!

See?

hits the bong and immediately becomes aware of the narrative

hits the bong again and looks directly at the camera knowingly

this is how eve got expelled from Eden

I like how bong can mean both penis and that big vertical disk that makes a lot of noise.

that's dong and gong. bong means neither of those things

This edible (fruit from the tree of knowledge) ain’t doing shit.

I’m naked.

get out of the fucking garden
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Getting a few questions about why the bosses are letting us go wild with frogs on here, because "isn't that unprofessional/off brand?" and what you really need to understand about this company is that for years now they have been regularly uploading the same photo of a slice of bread to Facebook/Instagram and it has consistently gone viral (and none of us know why) so if anything the frog headline is *less* off brand than normal.

They keep posting the bread because it's actually a really good way to gauge whether other posts are performing better/worse than some random picture, but really it's just become a tradition more than anything so there's no real logic behind it other than being able to say "wow, that headline is worse than sliced bread."

Anyway, here's the fan favorite bread in all it's glory, in case you were wondering:

freshman year of college I (a simple lesbian) met a gay dude and we instantly clicked and started talking about our childhoods and stuff and discovered we were born in the same hospital on the same day so we became each other's beards and watched hentai together every weekend

That sentence started and ended in very different places