about me below the cut!
it’d be rly funny if balls were bathbombs, you go to shower with your boyfriend and his balls start fizzing and dissolving. Would we still suck them?
it’d be really funny if someone wrote a smut fic about this too
I have to do everything around here
“god baby you’re so hot when my balls are dissolving down your throat” he said with lust in his throat.
Our aforementioned “baby” could not respond, his eyes watered and all he could do was gurgle and try not to vomit as he took both of his daddy’s large breeder bath bombs into his speaking airway. He was literally foaming at the mouth as daddy, his daddy pushed him against the slick shower wall. The stream of water from the shower head landed right on his ginormous bath bombs, they began to fizz and bubble more than he ever thought possible, our babys throat started filling and filling. God they had never felt so full of bath bomb before.
Previously he had went to bed, currently he’s in the bath, and now he was ready to go beyond. Taking the mostly dissolved bath bombs and all the bath bomb fluids as far into his throat as he could; he started sucking and slurping, like he was in collage eating ramen for breakfast lunch and dinner all over again. He guzzled his sexy bath bombs like my car guzzles gas, eventually swallowing every last drop.
He felt nauseous. From the sheer pleasure of it all or from all the bath bomb he had swallowed? he was unsure, he collapsed to all fours the world spinning around him. He felt something in his hair, “a hand?” He thought to himself. When suddenly he felt a sharp pain in his ass, his daddys absolute shampoo bottle of a cock was carving into him. His hand tightened around his hair and yanked his head back, and that’s when it happened.
He felt his stomach churn from all the sudden motion, his entire body went limp, all the previously swallowed bath bomb came spilling out onto the floor of the shower. He was truly going beyond now, watching limp and dead eyed as his stomach contents swirled down the shower drain. Daddy pulled his cock out and let his limp body fall to the floor, leaving him there for the rest of the night.
Anonymous asked:
If the Onceler’s face wasn’t a basketball hanging onto a twig for dear life, I would agree with you.
im sorry that you’re wrong
if only i were a wiggly little guy i could slosh and slug my way around town without a care in the world <3
my girl so girl that she boy
she girled all over my boy until he girl
so true
hey uhm i know youre kinda a hideous but strangely handsome yet emotionally unavailable monster but i was wondering if you wanted to uh maybe hangout sometime?.. haha jk jk, unless….?
who wanna commit same sex relations with me?
tag your best friend to have same sex relation with them
if i were to have impulsively spent over 100$ on a fish what would i name said fish, all theoretically of course
Anonymous asked:
I voted to kill the once-ler
i voted to snap your neck like the useless twig you are
would you still love me if i ate an entire lemon whole
how dare you be funnier than me on my own post