why do swimsuit makers think that having big boobs comes with atrocious tastes?? i wanna look good AND supported bitch where are the pretty swimsuits
tumblr live... what the fawk is this... every day i want to use this website less and less maybe it's time to just bid farewell to thee, horrible blue platform that i started using bc i broke an ankle and got bored. maybe it is time that i found freedom!
i will always be astounded by people who come on camera with their naked feet in full view and you can see their dirty soles from 10 miles away like aren’t you ashamed of yourself? aren’t you embarrassed?
here's my cat for your dash btw. if you even care
a few weeks ago I’d look at the clock see that it’s 8pm and think oh I still have the whole evening ahead of me now I’m like teehee it’s bedtime!
we're co-organizing a screening of a docu-series at work and i just got the links to watch all the episodes so that we can select which one we want to screen in brussels I've never been so excited about a work thing ever i literally clapped when i got the email teehee
is anyone else on this hill or is it just me and sisyphus and kate bush?
Portraits of a chateau kitty. Chateau de Maizet. Photos by Amber Maitrejan
there are no curtains or shutters in this office so I have to stay far away from my desk until the sun turns a little away from the east. also I do not like that the floor is carpeted but whatever at least I was told I could make my office cute so I brought a fake plant and I’ll bring part of my non fiction collection to adorn the shelves behind me teehee
we made birria tacos and we are obsessed… my new fave dish that I wanna eat 24/7
Anonymous asked:
could u post the face massage vid 🥺
she does a lot of videos so I can’t find the exact one where I got her pinching method for the back of the neck but this one is close enough! it takes just a minute to relieve pain I can’t believe I’ve been living like this my whole life…
i will say one good thing about tiktok is that someone on there makes videos about how to give yourself face and neck massages and the way I resolved the crick in my neck in 30 seconds… god bless you ma’am
yesterday my oldest sister complimented my skin and outwardly I was like haha thanks but inwardly I immediately thought there she goes again with her unintentional evil eye somethings gonna happen to my skin tomorrow and guess what? I cut myself this morning in a freakish way 😬 and it always happens on my arms and hands too like my mom whenever someone compliments her she suddenly gets burns and cuts there as well so I’m not approaching a stove today no thank u ma’am also I need to tell my sister to tone down the vibes I know she doesn’t do it on purpose but the least she could do is say mashAllah when she compliments people 🙄
one of the best things about cats is that they really think that you’re a cat too