americans what’s the state that doesn’t feel real to you. for me it’s montana. i cannot even conceptualize montana
North/south Dakota. Why do we need 2? One Dakota is enough Dakotas for a lifetime

americans what’s the state that doesn’t feel real to you. for me it’s montana. i cannot even conceptualize montana
North/south Dakota. Why do we need 2? One Dakota is enough Dakotas for a lifetime
Boss's wife upon hearing I'm a medieval scholar: Isn't it crazy all the things medieval people thought would stop the plague?
Me: *Fighting all my devils & angels not to bring up that she drank horse antiparasitic last year.*
You’re a better person than I
this is to the guy in the electronics department at walmart who when I approached and said “game” because it was the only word that would come to me, went “yeah” and walked me straight to tears of the kingdom, no questions asked
congrats nico!
You're pregnant with a teen??
Bird Nesting At The Temple Of Horus, Egypt.
Bird next to bird hieroglyph
Ganondorf: do not look away. You witness a king's revival, and the birth of his new wor- where the fuck is my horse
Ganondorf: what do you mean "it's been registered already"?? Who registered MY HORSE?!
Link: I named him Chungus
cannot stress enough the importance of having a bucket in your house. a big plastic bucket. helps with housework. helps with morale. get yourself a bucket today
I am afraid to say this is a post that would have done numbers in like 2013 for other reasons
There's this short little game called A Healer Only Lives Twice where you try to keep a knight alive as you escape a dungeon, and I don't think the armored lunk fully grasps the lengths you have to go to keep them in one piece.
Opened Instagram just to laugh my ass off at this. Groceries at $26 is killing me
we gonna talk about cult fees or
Yeah cult fees are kind of high, I think they're getting ripped off. All my friends spend no more than $200 monthly
just woke up :) but I stay sleepy :3