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Memes Provided to You by a Muffin

@imamagicmuffin

This is my main blog, but check out @magicmuffinart and @magicmuffinfandoms
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americans what’s the state that doesn’t feel real to you. for me it’s montana. i cannot even conceptualize montana

North/south Dakota. Why do we need 2? One Dakota is enough Dakotas for a lifetime

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Boss's wife upon hearing I'm a medieval scholar: Isn't it crazy all the things medieval people thought would stop the plague?

Me: *Fighting all my devils & angels not to bring up that she drank horse antiparasitic last year.*

You’re a better person than I

this is to the guy in the electronics department at walmart who when I approached and said “game” because it was the only word that would come to me, went “yeah” and walked me straight to tears of the kingdom, no questions asked

Ganondorf: do not look away. You witness a king's revival, and the birth of his new wor- where the fuck is my horse

Ganondorf: what do you mean "it's been registered already"?? Who registered MY HORSE?!

Link: I named him Chungus