Meeting James' parents...
Fleamont: you're very quiet Regulus, you feeling alright?
Regulus: oh I'm fine...just don't do big crowds.
Euphima: well its just us four dear.
Regulus: yeah, by big crowds I meant more than one person.
Sirius: yo we should-
Remus: no we shouldn't.
Sirius: yeah but what if-
Remus: but what if not?
James: [knocks on the door to pick Regulus up for a date]
Regulus: *yelling down the stairs* Sirius, you have to get it!
Sirius: Whyyyy? You get it!
Regulus: I have to make him wait!
Sirius: *angry groaning noises because not only is his brother going out with his best mate and he has to get the frickin door*
Tonks: Gender is a scam invented by bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.
Padfoot: *goes missing for two hours*
James: *crying* someone has taken our fluffy boy!
Lily:...okay, well I will help you find him, we-
Remus: nothing is more important than finding our fluffy boy.
Peter: well, I dunno. we're all pretty close and I-
Remus: nothing.
hate people who erase peter like personally I love the guy. include him.
James: truth or dare?
Sirius: dare
James: okay-
Sirius: kiss moony? I mean you say so
Peter:....
James: I didn’t-
Sirius: wow you guys are so weird but I guess here goes
Peter: every damn time, why do we even play this with him anymore
James: today’s the day folks!
James: I’m asking lily out!
James: wish me luck!!
Remus: 492
James: huh?
Remus: that’s the 492nd time you’ve said that
Remus: ive been keeping count
Remus: I also have a journal
Remus: figured your future kid and wife would want to know about all your failed attempts at getting a girl after all those made up stories on how confident you are
James: alright Lily and I are heading out
Lily: I need you to babysit tonight
Harry: why do I always have to babysit Sirius!
sirius: THAT WAS OUR PLACE I FOUND IT FIRST I MADE THE JOKES YOU TELL TO HER WHEN SHES WITH YOUUUU, DO YOU GET DEJA VU WHEN SHES WITH YOUUU??
Peter: whats up with him?
Remus: James just asked Lily on a date and she said yes
James: Remus isn't answering his phone
Sirius:Oh, I'll call
James: Peter and I have tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Remus: Hello?
[Drarry and Romione double date]
Draco & Harry: *both reach for the chicken the same time and their fingers touch* *looks into each others eyes* [this magic moment plays]
Ron & Hermione: *both reach for the chicken at the same time and their fingers touch*
Ron: Get the fuck off my chicken.