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The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.

At first I was all:

Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.

But then I was all like:

GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!

person annoying you? refill their bladder

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

"no u cant skip school today"

CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY OMFG

PINE. APPLE.

LOL THIS IS THE GREATEST.

If this doesn’t perfectly sum up the English language I don’t know what does

hey i heard u like bad girls, i dont mean to brag or anything but im really really bad. at everything.

ive waited all year to be able to reblog this

tumblr this halloween 

too spoopy

friendly reminder that since Molly took care of Harry for seven years, Lily pays her back by taking care of Fred

friendly reminder that fuck you

#why are ron and draco talking to each other

right 

Exactly

good

Serves em’ right.