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@imagine-life-2014

Hi! I'm Emily, 19. My thoughts are reflected in these reblogged posts
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ANOTHER SINGLE USE ITEM TURNED REUSABLE 🙌🙌

FACT: An astounding 1.5 billion cotton swabs are produced every single day and the average American uses 415 cotton swabs every year. In the UK damage is evident: For every 100 feet of beach there are 9 cotton swabs. Let’s make single-use cotton swabs a thing of the past!

The team at Save The Turtles are continuing their mission to end single-use plastic pollution in our oceans and landfills. They found that cotton swabs are one of the biggest single-use plastic pollutants without a solution. Enter the Reusable Cotton & Makeup Swab, the first reusable, durable, alternative to single-use cotton swabs, cotton buds, and Q-tips.

Both our two innovative designs feature a soft-feel tip made of medical grade silicone. It is delicate enough to be suitable for sensitive body parts, and so precise that it’ll become a make-up essential.

Check them out below:

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The Great British Bake Off: Everybody have fun :) :) I’m sure you’ll all do fine :) Your Swiss roll is so lovely :) :) :) Very nice :))) *Light ballet music*
Any American Cooking Show: YOU GUYS HAVE SIX SECONDS LEFT THEN THE BOMB E X P L O D E S *Gunfire* YOU THINK THAT COUNTS AS FOOD YOU PATHETIC SAD SACK *Ride of the Valkyrie blasting in the background* ILL SEND A BULLET THROUGH YOUR SKULL BEFORE I TAKE A BITE OF THAT *Banshee shriek
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from the creators of kids bop meet adult bop where we take regular songs and make it have as many curse words as possible

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck Banana phone

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inkskinned

i found the thing that hurt me; i thought of you, i thought of ribs, i thought of books and patterns on skin and sleep untaken

i released it. go back to the mountains, tell them of mercy, when you’re able, slide some in the hand of a ripple

have it come back to me; tell them i know sin, am all lust, fire, envy, tell the wasp to cut her stinger off 

we’re closing our eyes these days, we’re lying down with demons, we’re saying yes, yes, i could hurt back, but i am not that kind of ghost.

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i hate when ur in public somewhere and something goes mildly wrong/something inconvenient happens and the nearest baby boomer tries to get you to complain with them

what does this even mean

EXAMPLE:

you are in line at mcdonalds. its really busy and the employees are overwhelmed. it’s taking a long time. you are minding your own business. the old man in line next to you says to you, “boy, this is absolutely ridiculous, isn’t it? these kids working just dont know what they’re doing. Or they just dont care…” you awkwardly nod and take a step to the side

It’s called small talk, older people don’t have their nose buried in phones and in recent human history it was customary to talk to people 

its not small talk its shit talking employees right in front of them theres a difference between “hows the weather?” and “god these people are terrible at their job and they just dont care i could do this job better when i was their age and they want to be paid 15 DOLLARS AN HOUR???!!! [loud angry grumbling” 

and i dont even have a damn smart phone i just dont like making employees feel bad for shit they cant control because i have like, some basic decency and patience

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john mulaney talking about how much he loves his wife and roasting other male comedians that just talk shit on their wives is why The Gays like him so much because he’s what Straight Culture should be

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frogmp3

he literally called her a bitch so let’s raise the standards ladies and gentlemen

the bar is at the earth’s core 

literally fuck you to hell tumblr

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Shout out to the kids whose parents unknowingly messed with their emotional, psychological or physical health.

Shout out to you guys who have not told their parents because you have to stay with them.

Shout out to those kids who hide this all and try live normal lives.

I love you.

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Nintendo: Now Mario can turn into anything!

Fans: Wow what a cool and original idea!

Kirby:

Its different because, whereas Kirby’s powers are vore related, Mario’s are rooted in astral projection and the voodoo concept of riding a subject

Jesus Christ

meanwhile link just wears people’s souls on his face

what if kirby eats the hat

What if Kirby eats the hat Nintendo

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why is every song from phineas and ferb a banger.. how is that possible

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my life has gotten exponentially better since I abandoned the “I was once a kid in AP programs and now I’m a subpar to average adult like the rest of the rabble, boohoo, woe is me” mindset and wholeheartedly adopted the fact that I’m a big loud dumbass and I’m going to make it everyone’s problem

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ptsd-tiger

When a person I’m close to gets mad at me, I feel like all their love and care for me has instantly been revoked forever and will never come back. I blame it all on myself because I made them mad. I DESERVE to no longer be loved and cared for because I made them mad. I DESERVE TO BE ABANDONED BECAUSE ALL I EVER DO IS MAKE THE PEOPLE THAT CARE ABOUT ME ANGRY.

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*goes from depressed to overwhelmingly anxious to affectionate to angry to suicidal to neutral in a grand total of 0.2 seconds* life is beautiful