WAIT A SECOND

Real ones remember.

FACT: you get special dialogue for pooping yourself

BOOPING.

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this was sexy. to me.

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

a collection of my favorite tweets regarding the Ever Given in the Suez Canal

happy 1st bday to... this.

I personally am declaring this to be a new International Holiday 

Happy 2nd anniversary to the Suez Canal blockage!

happy 3rd anniversary to the suez canal blockage

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

I really need this march

rpgmaker xp is free on steam right now. go pick it up if you have any interest at all, especially if you don't own any other rpgmakers, because it includes a perpetual commercial licence

also you can make pokemon fangames with it, if that's your thing

because the other versions are also on sale, here's a quick "what do I buy" guide

and use the damn stock assets. western bias against them is weird and you can always replace them later if you end up doing a commercial release

This feels appropriate for this blog

WALTZ YEAR! WALTZ YEAR!

good morning ace attorney community

‘DNAde’ - FOUND: Artifact from the Future (Wired Magazine - March 2002)

I have 3 more years to find a bottle of this and drink it

(you need to view the image or you'll just like the post)

Since people liked it i made a toy that works on the computer: https://nick-nonya.itch.io/trampoline-toy Have fun!

Me getting up in the morning like 

Hittin’ the keyboard like

Friends comin’ online like

DID YOu SEE tHE THINGg MY GOD

This is and always will be my favorite Tumblr post of all time.

I work in a kitchen. We are always told to not just stand around, that’s rule number one. Even if something’s on the stove, usually you can do something else while you wait for it.

EXCEPT

If it’s milk. “You stand right there and watch over it, do NOT leave.”

What’s even better is if you’re forced to leave because you need something from the fridge or something. So you dash into the back and get it and if someone wants to ask you something you just go “MILK! ON THE STOVE!” and everyone jumps out of your way and goes “oh shit, run!!!”

It’s the funniest thing I’ve ever encountered at work

In French we literally have an old saying, “I have milk on the fire” to say “I’m very busy at the moment” 

a full SAGA of chaos choices at the diner in the centre of your mind

stacy fakename - a woman of many faces (updated version)

A master post of Thomas Romain’s art tutorials.

There’s not enough space to post all of them, SO here’s links to everything he has posted (on twitter) so far : 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12. 

Now that new semesters have started, I thought people might need these. Enjoy your lessons!

archive.org links (because fuck twitter):

support artists and the internet archive!

i dont think the sages are distinctly aware of everything their avatars are doing, but i imagine some things probably bleed through

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

Dying.

Every fucking time I know what’s at the bottom and every time I still lose my shit.

I’m so happy this post is back again asdlkfjsa

HAPPY TEN YEARS TO “TWAS I THAT SET THE HOUSE ABLAZE”

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

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