“hey i asked you to copy some important papers where are they” “██████████████” 

My pronouns are That Bastard and my gender is [REDACTED]

The true deadly sins

Lust

Not a sin- feeling sexual attraction, sex with consenting partners, masturbation, consuming pornographic media, having several sexual partners, sex before mariage. IT’S A SIN WHEN- the person projects lust onto an unwilling recipient person and does not take into account their wants or consent. Rape, harassment, sexual assault, catcalling, dick pics.

Gluttony

Not a sin- food, enjoying food, cooking, eating sweets, eating meat. In the larger sense, accumulating material things you enjoy, like books or collectibles or whatever.  IT’S A SIN WHEN- It deprives other people of what they need.

Envy

Not a sin: Wanting things you see other people have, like money, power, fame. IT’S A SIN WHEN: This is how you define people, and stop respecting them as humans. It’s a sin when you use them for what they have and what they can bring you.

Greed

Not a sin: Wanting financial security, working hard for the things you want.  IT’S A SIN WHEN: Your own financial growth depends on keeping other people impoverished and suffering.

Pride

Not a sin: Being proud of your accomplishments, liking your looks, dressing up IT’S A SIN WHEN: It stops you from accepting your faults and seeing how you can be wrong, not admitting that you can better yourself. 

Wrath

Not a sin: Righteous anger at situations, being mistreated, seeing other people suffer, at the injustice of the world. Self-defense. Revolution.  IT’S A SIN WHEN: Violence towards defenceless people, hitting your partner or your kids,.  Violence fuelled by intolerance and bigotry. 

Sloth

Not a sin: Resting. Sleeping. Taking a day or a year off. Being unproductive. Playing videogames. IT’S A SIN WHEN: You stay inactive when action is required. When people need you and you’d rather do nothing.

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT AND GIVES POWER BACK TO SO MANY PEOPLE

This is such a good thing to spread for kids from religious households that taught them to feel guilty and ashamed for normal human things (example: me)

what is it about rain that makes worms go absolutely buck wild for pavement

worm: no longer can i suffer the constriction, both of flesh and soul, of living in the tunnels of underground, for i now long only to be free under the skies of the Saints. earth may have birthed me but the sun is my mother

me, holding a slurpee, plucking worms off the sidewalk and tossing them into the grass: go the fuck home brian

Broke: Coming out of the closet

WOKE: Containment Breach

both sharingan and byakugan would be useless in an argument but neji would still use byakugan and be like “oh your chakra is flaring up quite aggressively could it be you are triggered?”

this is without exaggeration the funniest story ive ever read in a youtube comment

fellas.. is it gay to fap to a spinning laundry 🤔

some fools be like “i play games to escape my responsibilities” then pick tank or healer

in my greatest fantasies i am able to help people

Ah, it’s all clear now

Anti wolf heck collar

“The purpose of the collar is to protect the dog wearing it when it has to fight the wolves. The collar base protects the dog’s throat and carotid arteries, while the spikes are intended to deter bites to the neck or even injure wolves trying to do so.”

“And what do you get from serving humans that you do not get from running free?” sneered the wolf.

“Free food, unconditional love and tactical upgrades,” replied the herding dog.

I see your anti-wolf dogs and raise you Spanish War Dogs.

I see your Spanish war dogs and raise you the Tibetan Mastiff, which was actually bred to fight tigers and has fur so thick that it doesn’t need armor

They’re also what I like to describe as ‘fuck you’ big

you want a fuck you dog ok i see your tibetan mastiffs, and raise you the caucasian shepherd dog 

they were bred to hunt bears, and they are fuck you dogs.

All I see are Good Pupps. 

They’re so beautiful 😍

wish i lived in animal crossing so all i had to do to make money is shake trees and beat the shit out of rocks

All Might dealing with other people’s problems: *gives insightful and helpful advice. supports them even if they’re strangers. would run across the entire city for them*

All Might dealing with his own problems: it seems as though the only solution for this is to Die

Manny Jacinto for Coup de Main Magazine (May 2019)

im mhdfhfsghdghdfhgc

the ad breaks are SENDING me

When you start opening up to people

when you go to therapy

So Captain Underpants explores the friendship between a gay boy and a black bisexual boy and y’all wanna say Beauty and the Beast was the pinnacle of gay representation in children’s films huh

Captain Underpants comes out on Pride Month. Coincidence? I think the fuck NOT.

Excuse but Harold and George aint gay.

You miss the book where Harold has a husband?

Fanfiction aint canon

It’s in the official books written by the actual author, so it is canon. Pilkey wrote it, so it’s canon. 

I refuse to believe he willingly inserted a political agenda into a popular, established children series

Happy pride let’s all celebrate Harold’s wedding

Denial is one helluva drug…

From Captain Underpants and the Sensational Saga of Sir Stinks-A-Lot, by Dav Pilkey, published August 2015. Images sourced from Seventeen.com and The Guardian.

All your childhood faves are gay! Bwhahahaha! Get wrekt hetros!

Sexuality is not a political agenda

Not to be rude but naruto would run so much faster if he used his arms like a normal person

I’d say I’m sorry but I’m really not.

But everybody knows that the REAL reward for finishing a side quest is to have it off the quest list and its markers removed from the map.

#we play video games to enjoy wildest fantasies#and mine? is to cross shit off my todo list