Ok so can everyone who runs a danplan account comment their side of the Hosuhkilledjfk/fanplanners war so I can put all ur profile pics on one place and draw a family picture and a chart to see who is on which side of the war
Fanplan is great, can you guys not appreciate PUNS
Fanplan is better you’re all just afraid of a good pun
Stephens laugh is my new religion
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sirius eats an entire 1kg bag of gummy bears on a dare and starts feeling ill
sirius green
Student 1: *sees a bee and screams*
Coach: “You know there’s worse things in this school right?”
Student 2: “Yeah have you seen some of these seniors.”
Glancing back at the house, you relaxed a little, seeing your parents celebrating with their guests, through the lit up window. Shielded by the darkness of the night, you crept carefully along the edges of the yard, before finally reaching the corner.
Hidden behind the lush garden and thick hedges, was a large hole, one that you had discovered when you were very young, desperately searching for somewhere to hide, if only for a little while. It had been scary back then, but these days it was familiar and comforting to slip into the thick shadows it provided.
It took you a while to travel down the strange tunnel of earth and plants, no longer able to simply crawl through them on your hands and knees as you once had, but instead, forced to crawl along on your belly. Eventually however, you reached the end, pressing your hand to the thick tree roots and watching as they eagerly parted for you, the only one they would ever part for.
Instantly a strong hand was gripping yours, pulling you free of the tunnel and straight up into equally strong arms. You laughed as they clung to you, clinging to them in turn as you smiled ear to ear, listening to their frantic elated muttering. They always seemed to sense when you were coming.
“You’re staying. You’re staying. You’re finally staying. Aren’t you?!?” They asked breathlessly, pulling back only enough to cup your cheek, eyes wide as they searched your face desperately.
Smiling brightly up at them, you blinked through the tears, nodding as you pressed into their touch. You didn’t question how they knew, long since having grown use to them knowing strange things.
“I’m staying. For as long as you’ll have me.”
Their own, almost delirious laugh, joined yours instantly, arms all but crushing you to them again. You laughed with them, relishing in the rare sound and uncaring of the way their armour dug into you in their desperation. It had been so long since you had seen them, though it had been considerably longer for them.
When you had first met them, you had only been a child, and they a young elfling. Despite being different races you both gravitated towards each other so strongly, that neither of you even thought to fight it, relishing in your strange friendship.
Unfortunately, your worlds did not align as you would have wished. The next time you crawled down the tunnel to meet your friend, you discovered that, though it had been a day for you, it had been an entire year for your friend. Strangely enough, your friendship did not suffer because of this, the two of you finding yourselves picking up where things had left off with ease, each and every time.
As the years went by and the two of you grew closer, you started to notice the difference in time gradually increasing, something that struck both of you with fear. You had all but grown up together in a sense, and the thought that the difference would one day become too great, tugged at you both relentlessly.
It was because of this, that you had your first fight.
Your friend had desperately begged for you to stay with them, to give up your world, where they knew you suffered so much, and accept a better life with them. Though you craved to do just that, something in you knew that it was not time, something your friend had not taken well.
You returned home, distraught and hurt by the words that had been said in anger, even if you knew they held no weight. For a week, you refused to climb through the secret tunnel, spending your time thinking over things and deftly avoiding your parents.
When you had finally returned, your friend had all but fallen at your feet, clutching at you as they begged for your forgiveness. It was the first time you ever saw them cry.
From that day on, the strange alignment between worlds, seemed to stretch further and further, until finally a day was becoming almost ten years.
Both of you grew over that time, your friend soon coming to greet you, looking as though the weight of the world had been set upon their shoulders, the harshness in their features only fading when they saw you. You became a sanctuary for each other, in more ways than you had been before, and your bond continued to grow ever stronger.
Unfortunately as you had gotten older, your parents had started to notice your dishevelled state more and more. Soon enough, it was becoming difficult for you to sneak away every day, your meetings growing further and further apart than they already were.
And then had come the day that you had been caught.
Your parents had been furious when they had found you on your hands and knees in the garden, and before you could do or say a thing, you found yourself locked in your room. You weren’t sure how long you had been kept in there, though you knew it had been far more than a week, but by the time they had finally messed up and forgotten to lock the window, you had felt the ache of their loss, deep in your soul.
Without hesitation, you had fled, something inside you knowing full well that you would not be returning. You had noticed the way you had been changing over time, and you knew that what ever was being done, was now complete.
Clutching at them tightly, you relished in the feeling of love and safety, saying nothing about the tears you felt falling into your hair as they held you. You were finally home.
Pretend ur invasive self hating thoughts r being said to u by a 13 y/o boy on xbox live trying to get a rise out of you like “Your girlfriend dumped you because you’re ugly” that’s nice tim isn’t it past ur bedtime
also, if you have intrusive violent thoughts, pretend they’re being said to u by an annoying backseat driver
“drive into that pole” thanks karen or i could not do that
Perfect
you can also pretend that the Super Paranoid thoughts are being said by that conspiracy theorist in your history class
“maybe they poisoned you” maybe you should fuck off, geoffrey-with-a-g
OHH MAN I DO THIS SHIT EVERY DAY
My favorite for intrusive anxious thoughts is to pretend Spock’s behind you with an answer.
“did I lock the door-”
captain you have locked the door every day for over ten years, and it is very hard for most people to break even subconscious habits, so you most definitely locked the door
I told my new psychiatrist about how I learned this from y'all and his eyes lit up. He didn’t smile but he did nod a whole bunch of times, it was great.
I like to pretend that my intrusive thoughts are being said to me by a super uptight religious white lady
“god hates you because you don’t believe in him” “your failures are too great to be forgiven by anyone” “everything you do is wrong and you are going to burn in hell”
thanks for the input brenda but fuck right off
I would just like to say that I love you all for this idea.
Reblogging this for a friend.
I get non-harmful impulses due to adhd so I just pretend it’s one of those annoying “bad kids” at school who try to get the good kids to misbehave like
“Hey, you should jump onto that guys chair and scream in the middle of a movie”
Yeah no Jaden how about we only stick to one of us getting expelled
NOT RELATED TO MY BLOG AT ALL BUT I LOVE THIS!
This seriously helps!
Especially if you’re hella sarcastic too
“nobody likes you, you’re worthless!”
Me, whipping out my phone to look at my group chat
“suuuure everybody hates me, these 20 or so people cleeeeaaarly despise me”
Or impulsive thoughts
“Kick that toddler!”
“yep, yeet that fuck huh? What a way to spend a day, nah thanks”
Honestly so helpful
Pretend ur invasive self hating thoughts r being said to u by a 13 y/o boy on xbox live trying to get a rise out of you like “Your girlfriend dumped you because you’re ugly” that’s nice tim isn’t it past ur bedtime
also, if you have intrusive violent thoughts, pretend they’re being said to u by an annoying backseat driver
“drive into that pole” thanks karen or i could not do that
Perfect
you can also pretend that the Super Paranoid thoughts are being said by that conspiracy theorist in your history class
“maybe they poisoned you” maybe you should fuck off, geoffrey-with-a-g
OHH MAN I DO THIS SHIT EVERY DAY
My favorite for intrusive anxious thoughts is to pretend Spock’s behind you with an answer.
“did I lock the door-”
captain you have locked the door every day for over ten years, and it is very hard for most people to break even subconscious habits, so you most definitely locked the door
I told my new psychiatrist about how I learned this from y'all and his eyes lit up. He didn’t smile but he did nod a whole bunch of times, it was great.
I like to pretend that my intrusive thoughts are being said to me by a super uptight religious white lady
“god hates you because you don’t believe in him” “your failures are too great to be forgiven by anyone” “everything you do is wrong and you are going to burn in hell”
thanks for the input brenda but fuck right off
I would just like to say that I love you all for this idea.
Reblogging this for a friend.
I get non-harmful impulses due to adhd so I just pretend it’s one of those annoying “bad kids” at school who try to get the good kids to misbehave like
“Hey, you should jump onto that guys chair and scream in the middle of a movie”
Yeah no Jaden how about we only stick to one of us getting expelled
NOT RELATED TO MY BLOG AT ALL BUT I LOVE THIS!
This seriously helps!
Especially if you’re hella sarcastic too
“nobody likes you, you’re worthless!”
Me, whipping out my phone to look at my group chat
“suuuure everybody hates me, these 20 or so people cleeeeaaarly despise me”
Or impulsive thoughts
“Kick that toddler!”
“yep, yeet that fuck huh? What a way to spend a day, nah thanks”
- turned the war against T-Series into a charity event that raised 200 thounsand dollars in a day
- that’s not even counting the millions of dollars he raised for charity during his entire career
- shouted out numerous small creators so they get some attention (we all know youtube’s algorithm sucks)
- brought attention to a channel who’s host had passed away, knowing it was his dream to have a popular channel on youtube. his parents now host the channel.
- constantly interacts with his fans via community driven videos, gives attention to numerous artists that post on his subreddit
- “he said the n word that one time, so :////////”
- For his time as a youtuber, he has consistently made rape jokes, promoted nazi imagery and beliefs, literally paid people who didn’t speak much English to hold up signs that said “death to all Jews”, and yeah, said the fucking n word
- Has never offered decent apologies for these instances, instead resorting to bullshit excuses like “it was a joke” or “it was a heated gamer moment”
-He consistently promotes alt-right and far right zealots, has actively cited neo-nazis as having good youtube channels, and follows all of these people on twitter:
you may recognize several of these as being active and vocal transphobes, homophobes, racists, and misogynists, many of whom have been pushing ideas like white genocide that have an actual body count for years
-Passively allows nazis to use him as a recruiting tool and as a dog whistle. Introducing people to racism and nazism in a fun, comedic manner is a historically extremely effective method for radicalizing people to violence. It’s no coincidence that 51 people were murdered under his name.
-It literally doesn’t matter whether he actually supports nazism, he has still fostered a space for nazis to feel safe and to recruit new members and unless he actively and unceasingly condemns the ideology and drives away all the nazis who follow him he is complicit in everything the alt right has done or will do in his name. He hasn’t even attempted to do such a thing.
-It doesn’t matter how much of other people’s money he gives to charity. People are dying because of him.
-And yeah, again, he said the fucking n word. stop supporting racists.
And for all the “uwu he’s HUMAN he makes mistakes” dumbasses in the notes I’d like to say, “so what?” We’re all human, what makes him so special that we are constantly told to exempt him from criticism or responsibility?
He’s a piece of shit that was never funny in the first place, quit supporting him.
I like how I’m supposed to accept a racist because he raised some money
Danplan AU where dan’s a shitty private detective trying to track down a dramatic-ass serial killer(Stephen) and hosuh’s a very distressed journalist that keeps getting letters from the killer
,,,I’m listening,,
wait when did this happen I’m v shook and yes it is in 1950s so no hoodies for dan
Actually I looked it up before drawing and hoodies were invented in the 1930’s
So yes hoodies for dan!
IVE BEEN OUTSMARTED
hosuh x jfk
How dare you.
The greatest fight of the century
Hnn i have two out of three done so far on a borderlands au but I can’t figure out what Daniel would be
Cool art!
I just misspelled danplan as, “da plan” and honestly I think that’s pretty funny considering I have no plan and therefore I must look one up
People keep saying that Stephen has corrupted Hosuh but really? I think Hosuh’s just becoming more confident. We all are realizing that Hosuh is just as weird as Stephen and he has a fEW THINGS HE WOULD LIKE TO SAY
"FanPlan Vs HosuhKilledJFK" I've just been calling it the danplanclan
Oh that’s ALSO a good one
It is
