Got On This Hellsite In 2012

put in front of a firing line by the brave and honourable soldiers of the new tumbler republic because i clicked like but didnt reblog a pic of a dragon jerking off w/ xtra cum to my main account with many followers. i did this because i hate artists and want them to die in obscurity

OP will be hunted for sport if the asker ever changes their name

OH FUCK

BARBENHEIMER (2023)

they should put this at the beginning of saw (2004)

Leftism teaches you that the most annoying people in the world can have the exact same opinions as you. And they'll still get on your nerves

Other leftists will say some shit you fundamentally agree with but phrased in a way designed in a lab specifically to piss you off. Like you're right but shut the fuck up

top 10 shane madej communist moments feel free to add on

don’t forget this killer tune from their new show

More golden moments:

Plus, a message from The Professor:

Someone add screenshots from when he spent a whole episode dunking on the British royals and calling for the abolition of the monarchy

no idea who this is. just reblogging because someone telling mike pence to "eat shit fuckface" is hilarious to me.

update from mystery files

when internet people are like “i love gothic literature but i hate anything that discusses incest, sexual violence, oppression, misogyny, abuse, torture, gore, murder, or death”

no actually me and everyone else who’s ever watched crimson peak were brainwashed by guillermo del toro into believing that incest and violence are cool and awesome. sorry

Horrifying that this pearl-clutching over horror actually being dark is unironically becoming A Thing…

garf :3 💜💙

the full strip

That makes it WORSE

being so fr when I say that transmisogyny has put feminism back like 50 years

what i thought we had distanced ourselves from was the reduction of women to vaginas and wombs and the ability to bear children. i thought we had progressed past ‘dresses are for women and pants are for men.’ i thought we progressed past the idea that someone is less of a woman if she does not adhere strictly to beauty standards. i thought we progressed past the idea that naturally being comfortable adhering to highly feminine standards is vulgar. but i (sarcastically) guess no one could have predicted that trans-exclusive feminism would be the downfall of all the progress we’ve made

[A map of the world white on blue background titled "world density according to OP" There's a red dot on LA, NYC, Paris, London, Tokyo, São Paulo, Lima, Istanbul and Auckland the rest is empty. The chart legend reads "red: 7 billions people, white: desert wasteland" the African continent up to Egypt has been erased. END ID]

my theory is that reincarnation is real and that's why everything is so fucked up. we got too many people on earth and their souls were supposed to spend a few more cycles as endangered animals or smthn but we fucked the environment and overpopulated. so we get guys who was SUPPOSED to be black-footed ferrets or whatever til their soul reached maturity but instead they're like, influencers and politicians. this is also why furries exist.

i think too many people think the problem with “fandom adults” is that they’re “too old to be watching cartoons/playing nintendo games/writing fanfiction/etc” and not the actual issue of “a loud minority of them really fucking hate kids for no reason.

there are plenty of fandom content creators that are in their 40′s and still play nintendo games or draw fanart of cartoon characters, and they’re pretty chill and nice people. but if you base you’re view on adults in fandoms  on those who hate “snot nosed minors” and puriteens than yeah you’re gonna think all adults in fandoms are weirdos

in my experience it’s less about age and more attitude. i know twitter artists who bitch and moan about how much they hate minors and how “their ruining fandom spaces” and the twitter artist in question is like. 19. like that was you 2 years ago.

i’m going to be honest i’m kind of annoyed how people are turning this post into a “isn’t it annoying how adults take *children’s media franchise so seriously*” post and not  “isn’t it annoying how adults are really mean towards children who are fans of the same media property as them” 

because i don’t care if adults are like. heavily critical towards pokemon that’s fine it’s the highest grossing franchise in the world it’s fine, i’m more talking about people who get mad at children who play pokemon because “they’re ruining the fandom” when pokemon is  still aimed primarily at children so of course children are gonna be in the fandom. that doesn’t mean pokemon itself is immune to criticism but to act like children shouldn’t be fans of it because it annoys you personally is really obnoxious.

hey do you guys know about the Astronautilia btw

literally books I'm dying to read

THERE IT IS AGAIN!  THERE IT FUCKING IS!  i’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS PHOTO FOR YEARS AND NEVER COULD FIND IT!!  THE LAN PARTY WITH THE GUY DUCT-TAPED TO THE CEILING!!  BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES WHEN PEOPLE STILL USED CATHODE MONITORS AND WHEN COUNTERSTRIKE WAS THE NEW THING.  THIS SHIT IS REAL.  THIS IS REAL SHIT.  SHIT THAT HAPPENED.

Blackundertaker for the link. So kotaku did an interview with a butch of people to track down the people connected with the LAN party.

From the article.

The picture in question originates from Mason, Michigan, where a close group of friends who liked to build personal computers and organize LAN parties grew up. Through Reddit and email, we were able to get in touch with a large portion of the group, as well as obtain verification and additional images…

For the Mason alumni, the night they taped Drew Purvis to the ceiling was just an average day, another LAN party with friends.

“It was still early in the day and the LAN had already become fractured,” said Nick Wellman, another LAN goer. “There were about 10 of us there, and we were already playing three, four different games. Tyler was looking around and said, ‘I think you can duct tape someone to that I-beam.’”

At this point, the teens gathered the necessary supplies, bought duct tape on a friend’s employee discount and had the tallest attendee, Brian, hold the subject, Drew, aloft while the rest taped him up.

What you see in the now-iconic photo is actually the group’s second attempt to suspend their friend from the ceiling with duct tape. After about 10 minutes, the tape digging into his sides, Drew asked to be cut down. They revised their plan, adding pillows, and strapped him back up. Once on the beam, someone else had the idea to stack some tables up so Drew could still play on his computer.

“That is the funniest part about the picture,” Nick told us. “Gaming from the beam was a complete afterthought.”

Drew lasted about two hours suspended above his comrades before retiring to the ground (turns out a duct tape cocoon runs hot).

"LAWRENCE!! Lawrence get up!! I need you!"

"Oh thank god I thought you were dead!!"

"Lawrence! I have family too! I don't see them, that's my mistake. It's a mistake I'd like to fix"