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panic

at the disco

DAD JOKE

I choose to believe this is the truth. 

i can’t decide if this bus is being supportive or threatening me

Different Smokey Eyes

am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

Car sex just got a helluva lot easier.

or homelessness

two kinds of people.

you could put a dead body there and put a blanket on it and people would think they were just sleeping and it would be a great way to transport dead bodies inconspicuously. 

* three kinds of people.

HOW CAN YOU EVEN HAVE A GIF THAT’S THAT SPECIFIC?

I agree, it is highly unnatural…

You might even say it’s ….. “Supernatural”

I hate shirtless white boys who think they’re doing humanity a favor if they call a girl beautiful go get high off your axe deodorant spray

following back tons

do you guys like my band wall

my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun

(via difficult)