TAKE HIM BACK DAMNIT
What a year this week has been.
It’s Monday.
It sure as hell is.
The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets
Jinx: Vi's my sister, not yours. You will never be her sister!
Caitlyn: ...
Caitlyn: You have severely misread the situation.
Caitlyn’s dad appreciation post
The parenting challenge:
Your daughter dissapears for two days. She turns up breaking into her own room, wounded, and smelling of sewage, brothel and gunpowder, with a complete stranger. Your wife is threatening them with a hunting rifle.
His reaction:
1- Hug. Tight. No questions asked.
2- Give the stranger a good once-over. Like, 5 seconds long. His eyes probably said to Vi thank you ♡ oh… wow, okay… wow… all at once.
3- *Glower* at his wife, upper lip pursed in utter disgust, when she called the person “a stray”.
4- Remove suspicious bits of metal from his daughter’s leg while she rants and curses. Still no questions asked. No eyebrows raised. Only delicately pulling really sharp bits of metal fireflies (okay?) from her leg, while she moves quite a bit.
5- Deploy most powerful weapon in his arsenal, The Puppy Eyes, to obtain permission for his daughter to rest (yes, “rest” with that girl waiting in her bedroom). Of course, The Puppy Eyes work. It gets her an audience with the council AND a moment of intimacy.
[As a side note, Cait is absolutely going to deploy those same Puppy Eyes on Vi, all the time. Vi is so fucked.]
Her dad is definitely where Caitlyn gets *that* attitude from. You know, the “I don’t fear difference and I’m going to treat you like a person and care for you now” attitude? Yeah, it’s from him.
His name is Tobias. He gets the trophy for best dad. 🏆
Gotta make money somehow
The older this gets the funnier it is
allow me to offer a more nuanced take
as you can see i’m a firm believer that the Ladykiller in Love™ trope is vastly improved by making it 1) mutual and 2) sapphic
and i’ve turned down every hand that has beckoned me to come
Is Sevika thirst welcome here because if so I will pop-off so hard..
fuck my bisexual brain goes fuzzy for all the women in this show. My only restrictions are Jinx and Echo, just because I'm fairly certain they're minors and people thirsting over them just kinda makes me uncomfy. But everyone else is fair game!
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EXCUSE ME??????? CAITLYN SNEAKING GIRLS IN HER ROOM CANON. YES.
Seeing animated works like Spider verse and Arcane and you can just see how lack luster and boring all the character designs in Disney movies are, especially the women. Give me some bunny teeth, crooked teeth, give me freckles that aren't immediately aesthetically pleasing, wild hair, broad shoulders, fat arms, gimme a nose that's too large on her face, beauty through character rather than facial symmetry, perfection is alien and somehow mundane simultaneously, I want crows feet, laugh lines, a lazy eye maybe and ears that stick out i can't deal with soulless designs anymore
Cute doodles for today✨
(Guys, tomorrow new info and some things about #piltoversfinest week/month🥳)
Me anytime I see homoerotic subtext between two characters, whether is canon or not, and it becomes my current hyperfixation
just finished watching Arcane so buckle up folks because Caitvi is the only thing I'll be talking about for the next few days (at the very least), or months (at most) and i intend to be very annoying about it