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Darwin: [shouting angrily] “Get down on the ground! Sir, get up, sir! You have the right to remain silent! Now watch your head! Hey! This is not your car! I’m charging you with grand theft auto!”
Mushroom: “Wow. I think the police are scarier than the criminals.”
me: i'll give you two dollars
college: .........tuition is $39,000
me: you're good. 2.50
When you’re an introvert like me and you’ve been lonely for a while, and then you find someone who understands you, you become really attached to them. It’s a real release.
Lana Del Rey (via hedonistpoet)
my biggest fear is falling and dying in the shower and my family finding me naked
I just heard a girl talking on the phone and she said “so you will tag me in memes but you won’t text me back”
me eating any food that wasn't made by my mom: this is okay but it's not as good as my moms
Sam Rush - “Neverland” (NPS 2015)
“When I was a little boy I played Peter. I played Peter, but should have known it could only ever be make believe.”
Performing for Boston Cantab during prelims at the 2015 National Poetry Slam.