mulan dont give a shit

mulan has run out of fucks to give

Mulan no curr

Mulan: “Gurl had it coming.”

Mulan: ” One less bitch, to worry about “

Mulan: “Who’s next?”

Mulan: “Look at all that dishonor”

I’M LAUGHING TO HARD AT THIS OMG

MULAN NO CURR

Mulan: Are you fucking serious Snow

Mulan: I fought in a motherfucking war

Mulan: I saved motherfucking China

Mulan: And you get taken down by a motherfucking apple

DISHONOUR ON YOU! DISHONOUR ON YOUR COW!

If one day I no longer reblog this it’s because I’m no longer in this world.

how to get rid of period cramps:

1. heat a towel

2. wrap towel around your belly

3. set towel on fire

4. wait until you’re dead

5. enjoy

how to get rid of period cramps:

1. heat a towel

2. wrap towel around your belly

3. set towel on fire

4. wait until you’re dead

5. enjoy

Reblog if you’re gay, and also hungry

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I’m so happy I’m not straight

Reblog if you’re definitely not straight

My significant other: *shows me support, love, and commitment*

me: nice yuri on ice reference

reblog if victor and yuri’s rings are brighter than your future

Reblog if you are 100% okay with a transgender person correcting you if you accidentally misgender them or use their dead name.

The struggle is real

Fanfic: has fluff

Me: That’s cute and all but where is the smut

Fanfic: has smut

Me: That’s hot and all but where is the fluff

Fanfic: has fluff + smut

Me: But where is the angst

Fanfic: has fluff + smut + angst

Me: Yes this is perfect-

Fanfic: last updated in 2005

Tbh

Who was I before Yuri on Ice? Like seriously what did I do with my time??