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Reblog funny thing. Art @im_the_thorax on Insta 

.:Dakota ref:.

Name: Dakota age: 31 gender: male sexuality: Bisexual

.:Info:. -He works with the a company called Sycamore as one of the higher ups at the hitman branch -partners with Lois when she started working for the company -friends with Benjamin and Anh -often has one night stands with many people -used to date violet, broke up because she cheated on him -smoker and alcoholic, is trying to quit smoking -has bipolar -has scars on his body -his parents split when he was younger, mom was a big influence to him -he uses a lot of hair gel -can sing, loves musicals. he dreams of having a job that involves the music industry or something music related -Him and Zack are friends with benefits (its nothing but skin deep though)

Theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu0r5jK299M

voice: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbxL5BVEkRs

.: Personality :. gentleman, tries to be cool but he ends up being dorky, often "mood swingy", comes across as cold and professional. but he has a soft squishy side to him. bit of a flirt.

(Part of my story called Sycamore Tree)

Some BG’s from “Soos and the Real Girl”. Soos’s bedroom! Top three were designed and drawn by Ian Worrel, and painted by myself. The bottom image was painted and designed by me. 

jesse we need to sell enough meth to donate to this tv show’s gofundme

“The whole thing was a scam, Walt! They were never gonna make a show about an outgoing asexual and introverted pansexual being roommates. They just took the money and ran! ‘All or Nothing’ will never be a real TV show!”

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Sudden wave of an immense love for humanity has hit me once again…

We all exist together… that’s pretty neat…