this video makes me sob every time i watch it. not even a shred of irony
a survival horror character but they start with only these 3 items
*selects lego jerry seinfeld* “i think i can use this somehow”
*selects david lynch photo* foggy memories return to you…. a promise broken, a night that forever changed your life…
*selects ultraman snes* “i need to find a game player
whats going on with comics now someone please tell me 😭
Kamala is being fridged in ASM
Me on first day as the job interviewer: what are your greatest weaknesses. What are you weaknesses. What will make you break. Am i scaring you. What would you say is your greatest weakness. Aaaa! Anyway. Have you ever been attacked? What would you consider your greatest weakness.
bro this rends flesh (new way of saying something is really good)
oh my god you're so right
Translation:
UNINTELLIGIBLE, that I’m telling you.
It’s not easy birthing a child… It’s not easy.
What are you going to do with your children? What will you give them?
Where is your husband?
I’ve got more important things to do than hold your hand.
The Amazing Spider-Man #122 (1973) by Gerry Conway, Gil Kane, John Romita, T. Mortellaro, Art Simek, and Andy Yanchus
The Spectacular Spider-Man #200 (1993) by J.M. DeMatteis, Sal Buscema, Joe Rosen, and Bob Sharen
there is a war between types of users on this site and this is what it looks like
overheard some teens today talking about a girl they know who’s a “canned fish influencer” and makes and sells her own canned fish and how everyone they know is big into canned fish now and throwing fish canning parties every weekend? i can’t tell if i’m way more out of touch with The Youths than i thought, or if they were doing a bit, or if seattle youths are just extra incomprehensible. maybe all three
Hello white mutuals. Before you is a charcuterie board with 15 different types of cheese. If you manage to go 12 hours without touching the cheeses you can leave this room. Good luck.
I was eating off this cool cheese plate while you were talking can you repeat that pls
Streaming companies are the landlords of media. You will rent in perpetuity, and never actually own anything.
✨🏴☠️ PIRATE AND DOWNLOAD YOUR FAVORITE MEDIA IMMEDIATELY. PIRATE AND DOWNLOAD YOUR FAVORITE MEDIA IMMEDIATELY 🏴☠️✨
1. Download Firefox
2. Add the following extensions: uBlock Origin, AdBlocker Ultimate, Privacy Badger, Privacy Possum, minerBlock (ClearURLs and Don’t track me Google also recommended but not necessary for this)
3. Go forth brave soldier
[ID: a tag reading, “#don’t eat citrus if you have any mental health problems #the vitamin C is so bad for you” end ID]
losing my fucking mind over how people will come on here and say just the easiest to disprove absolutely inane lies. for no reason at all
[ID: a comment by @boywizard reading, “counteracting my mental illness by getting scurvy” end ID]
tweets so incelpilled that they make community notes break character
it makes me so mad people won’t leave this poor kid alone but every single response he shoots off is funnier than if you gave me a week to think of one
Lil nas x is like if bugs bunny were a real person






