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i don’t remember making this

Only logical addition

The adventures of Goth Duck

friendly reminder that alfred can do this:

does this mean all the nations have superhuman reflexes or?????

he can also lift a car

He doesn’t call himself the hero for nothing

he flung around a buffalo when he was a child

He can eat englands food

The last one tho

Tumblr dot com on December 17th, 2018

At least Alex is here for us

Me: p-please I just want fingerless gloves

Hot topic: oh? You want bendy?? You want some fucking ink machines??? You want bendy?? You fu

Me: hey i want some mcr merch pleas-

Hot Topic: dID YOU SAY YOU WANT PICKLE RICK WE GOT PICKLE RICK

Me, sobbing: p-please,,,, I just want a rainbow beaded belt,,,, please,,,,

Hot topic: YOU WANNA FUCKING

F U N K O P O P,

I’m fucking crying why am I just seeing this now

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

Reblog pls

How about teach the kids about…

PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY

instead?

Me when I see ankles on tumblr after December 17th

i guess we’re all going back to wattpad

Icarly was fucking terrifying

Sam knocked out a female heavy weight wrestler in one move, after directly asking her “Hey I’m pissed wanna throw down” and getting consent. She was 100% prepared for combat at that moment.

Freddy Hacked into a military computer, made a youtube video that could permanently damage your eyes, and also turned a toy gun into a functional laser gun.

Spencer had the gift of pyrokinesis which went off at random and this was treated as only a medium inconvenience.

Carly was able to manipulate all 3 of these people, one of them being her legal guardian. Sam and Freddy were said to be able to argue indefinitely, Sam even getting into a fight with her mom for so long the therapist who forced them into conversation nearly went insane.

Yet Carly could just say “Hey guys shut up” and they would stop talking right away.

Didn’t they have a rival who was pretty much just a straight up supervillain?

going to the store to buy some milk

returning home after buying some milk

drank some milk

Don’t like that

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

a thing for one of my favorite posts on this site

it took nine seconds for me to fully process what i was watching and then i started LAUHGHING

I would be dead

holy shit

I.C.O.N.I.C

Y'all mind if I

You forgot the next year where Lisa was dating two women

Lisa is canonically bisexual!

And polyamorous, apparently

so they released a few videos on how pokemon follow behind you in Pokemon Let’s Go and its like:

Venusaur jumping like a frog!! good stuff i can support this

Electrode just slowly rolls behind you, can’t ask for much from this round friend!

…then it cuts to Caterpie and just

IT CANT EVEN KEEP UP. I’M DEAD SOMEONE PLEASE HELP THIS WORM

PICK IT UP OR SOMETHING AM I GOING TO HAVE TO SPEND THE WHOLE GAME CONSTANTLY SLOWING DOWN SO I DON’T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE GUILT OF LEAVING MY DEFENSELESS WORM BEHIND ME???