If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me

Unfollow me too

this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice

and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire. 

I just lost 50 followers.. bye

clearing out the trash

GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON

BUHBYE U McNASTIES

I’ve seen this circulating forever and genuinely thought “no way do I have any of them following me” until this week when it turned out I had all these fuckin “MAP” (pedophile) followers sad to find out I’m an “anti” (normal person) Please leave and also please get guinea worm.

I really hope no one that follows me is like this but for real, if you are, please unfollow.

Ditto

In case you didn’t get the message, if you’re into kids unfollow me; if you’re not into kids, reblog this!!!

Buh bye, no thanks

Csa survivor with zero time, patience, or tolerance for pedos/MAPs/apologists/whateverthefuck you sick fucks are calling yourselves.

PEDOPHILES, MAY YOU KINDLY FUCK OFF

ALRIGHT. LISTEN UP.

So recently, I got calls from the phone number, (937) 353-8319. They claim to be a job service, and one of their “employees”, Carrigan, is friends with whoever the call recipient is, and that Carrigan has recommended you for this $15.00/h “job”. I also got a text message from (937) 607-1493, claiming to be Carrigan, and that they need stuff to “win a scholarship”. I do not know anyone by the name of Carrigan and I know very well that this is a very dangerous scam. If you receive a call from a number, and they ask you if you would like a job for $15.00/h, HANG UP IMMEDIATELY. If you accept the “job” offer, and you go in for an interview, they will give you a drugged bottle of water and you will wake up somewhere you don’t want to be. These phone calls & texts are from a human trafficking service, and if you oblige to them, you will be sold to people and you will be raped, no doubt about it. So PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT ANSWER THESE CALLS OR TEXTS. I have listened to the voicemails, and allowed my dad to do the same, and he learned that anyone offering a $15.00/h “job” is a human trafficker. PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS ALL OVER TUMBLR

Okay, I am reblogging this because it is relevant again. I got another call from a 353 number. Not the exact same number, but I know that it is a trafficker because it’s 353 just like the last one. I also want this to signal boost so PLEASE REBLOG THIS.

Why are people deleting the captions though I had to search for what the pictures meant don’t do that

a side note,  because theyre very popular around the DMV, If you ever see a sign with something akin to ‘free debt erasure’ ‘15/h job’ etc and ONLY A PHONE NUMBER, ignore it. tear it down if you can, because those are well known scams and sex-trafficking baits.do not, by any means, call or respond to these messages. do not let your friends do it. do not.

THIS IS IMPORTANT AF THANK Y’ALL HOLY SHIT

Oklahoma is one of the worst states as far as human trafficking, so thank y’all so fucking much. That’s literally my life and the lives of everyone I know that y’all just saved. Thank you. Thank you thank you thank you

*FUCKING SPAMS REBLOG*

guys pls this needs more reblogs

Please be safe guys

Tumblr is keeping my dumbass safe. And my mom says im never gonna learn anything with my eye always on my phone. 😂👌🏾

Stay safe everyone!!

Gen Z culture is not giving up.

Gen Z culture is getting up in the morning feeling like your bones are made of lead. It’s skipping eating and brushing your teeth and trudging our the door without checking to see if you need more pencils in your bag because you can’t seem to muster up the energy to care. It’s whiling away the school day by staring at the wall and wondering if you’ll go blind by not blinking but thinking, “Whatever,” and continuing to stare. It’s coming home and immediately going to bed, because you’re just so damn tired. It’s lying to the therapist that you really do need and telling them that you’re getting better, really, when in reality you’re planning exactly how to kill yourself in your head. But you don’t say anything, because your parents work full time and would undoubtedly go into massive debt were you hospitalized. It’s the uncomfortable silence as your mom talks about how much she’d hate herself if one of her children were gay while you shift in your seat and try not to cry.

Gen Z culture is a lack of hope.

But Gen Z culture is also getting up a few years later and being okay. It’s laughing with your friends about the latest meme that you’ll forget about in a month and just feeling so lucky that you have them in your life. It’s looking in the mirror and loving the person that you see, because they deserve to be loved. It’s turning off the news every once in a while so you don’t get too worried because this, too, will pass. It’s looking back and wishing you could tell yourself everything would be okay.

Because it was.

And it will be.

reblog if ur a cryptid gen z-millennial like me (born between 1994-2003)

We are the rare and elusive Genzennials

Repost for good luck in your next Table Top session 👌🏻

(Double points if you’re fucking gay as hell like that d20 Rainbow right there

Or even just apart of the LGBTQA+ Community in general 💕)

Crows are scary They

Guys I’m really scared of crows now. (q) 

Yeah but have you seen this 

A colleague of my dad’s lives next to a lake, and looked out the window one morning to see a duck trapped in the ice. A crow swooped down. “Oh hell,” she thought, expecting carnage, because crows are opportunists. But the crow chipped at the ice with its beak until the duck was free.

Idk of this counts but a few crows saved me from a magpie swooping attack once ,they’re bros who can tell when magpies are being unreasonable and need to chill

I love crows so damn much. When I was fifteen, I hit a pretty serious bout of depression, to the point I was in my room for months. Well, a family of crows made a nest in a tree outside my window. There were two parents and two chicks. One chick was healthy and strong. One was weak, and had a caw like something being strained. It sounded more like a rooster crowing and so my parents jokingly named him ‘Buck’.Well… months passed and Buck’s sibling was taught to fly. His parents focused on the sibling because the sibling was strong. The father stayed behind to try and teach Buck, but I saw him try to fly, fail, and crash to the floor. His father helped him back up into the tree.

Every day, I would watch Buck from my window until one day I opened it and started talking to him. He was small and gangly and he couldn’t caw right. His feathers were all over the place and I felt a kinship. So I made a deal with him. I told him that if he could do it, if he could fly, then I could find the strength to get up. Well… near the end of the season, after talking with him every day, I finally saw him get out of the nest. He went to the edge of his branch, braced himself, and jumped… and just before he hit the ground, he soared back up into the sky. I cheered harder than I ever had before.

That winter, Buck left the area. I was crestfallen. I felt like I’d lost a friend. But I was so damn proud of him. 

Cut to the next spring? I’m walking up the driveway one day when suddenly I hear a sound… a broken caw. I look up, and Buck is sitting in a tree above my head. He stared at me and puffed his feathers, then hopped down in front of me and cawed again. I was so damn thrilled, and I told him how proud I was of him. He ruffled his feathers and then soared off into his old tree. 

That summer? I heard two broken caws. One from Buck… and one from his chick.

Cut to ten years later? We have a family of crows who all have a very distinct caw and they come here and spend every spring, summer, and fall on our property. Buck still greets me every spring.

that last reply made me wanna cry. that’s so beautiful.

Don’t forget the Russian Crow SLEDDING DOWN A ROOF not once, but twice. 

this one morning i kept hearing really loud caws, i remember it was like 5am, LIKE REALLY LOUD AND ANNOYING AND AGGRESSIVE, so loud that i could hear it through a closed window, and i eventually went outside to check it out. there was a crow on my front lawn, it had an injury on its head and couldn’t fly and there were two other crows circling right above it, and they were cawing like mad. 

i tried to get close and take a better look and one of them dived super low and tried to attack me. so i went back in the house and chopped some sliced raw meat and tossed it at him from a distance.

a few more times later, very soon after, they could tell i was trying to help, and did not attack me. i was “allowed” to walk up close and pick him up, he couldn’t drink water properly so i had to dip my finger in a bowl and stick it in his mouth.

i did this few times a day and it went on for about a week before he disappeared, i thought he recovered and left, but he came back the next day and lands on me, and i see him around the block quite often, and he would come sit on my shoulder for a few minutes and then fly away again. i feel like i’ve adopted a son.

Best birbs !!

your son is Beautiful and Strong

every time I see this post it has different crow stories and every time I reblog it again because all crow stories are good stories

Like, I wouldn’t want to be on bad terms with a crow, but they are a really smart animal, they aren’t scary You just want to be nice to them because they will know and they will remember, and they will pay you back if you treat them a certain way.

As a side note, I volunteered at a rehab (Hope for Wildlife), where they were rehabbing a crow with a broken wing–who was named Russell Crow. He kept pulling his bandage off so a sleeve was cut off some old clothing and put on him like a little sweater. 

!!!!

I don’t think I’ll ever not reblog this. This posts makes me cry and smile at the same time.

@jewishmagpie

CROWS ARE AMAZING @thefingerfuckingfemalefury

THEY ARE GOOD BIRBS :D

As much as I enjoy “Planet of the Apes” I’d bet anything that if the Apes didn’t make it, the crows would evolve to take over right after them.

A Planet of the Crows would be a utopia <3

They’re good birds Brent

BEST BIRBS

Can’t not reblog. 

I think that crows might have inadvertently become my favorite avian. Bless this post

Now I want a pet crow...

“…Trump’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame was destroyed early Wednesday morning in what looks to be a Tinseltown first.”

Blessed Image

reblog in less than 30 seconds for good luck

Reblog if you want (1) soft af love letter put in your submission box

hELL YEAH

It’s Lonely Lesbian Hour™️

if your gay say hey

hey!

if your bi say hi

hi!!

if your lesbian say hlesbian

hlesbian

states that carry bad energy:

states that carry weird, but not necessarily bad energy:

addition to bad energy list:

a complete diagram of how i feel about the states

okay, I get Ohio being red because fuck Ohio am I rite?? but why do people hate Michigan? we aren’t that bad...

Alternatives to bless you:

- sneeze back, assert your dominance

- that’s it

to add on: inhale their sneeze and sneeze it back at them

when you walk past your cat’s food bowl and they start screaming at you even though you both know full well you put food in there barely an hour ago

this is a good post bc all the tags are just ppl @‘ing their cats, who are not even on tumblr to defend themselves

Panini just did a 360 loop in her hamster wheel what a legend

an absolute unit.

me? constantly feeling like I want a relationship despite knowing im not emotionally ready??? its more likely than youd think

it’s a big mood

Why Will Congress Never Impeach Trump?

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#bb1619

my favorite color :)