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I had 9 heart attacks from watching this

This is like watching seals in the water. It’s incredible how much they trust in their bodies to make those jumps.

I love the guy near the end who just waves them off, like whatever dude just get out of our building.

*staff meeting*

Alright everyone things are looking bad, they don’t like our new policy and they’re creating a ton of posts that make fun of us what should we do

*dude in the corner* ok ok i got an idea let’s,

let’s just,

let’s take away their ability to post

Okay but thank god Andrew walked in during Kevin’s “deadliest piece on the board” speech because it would’ve been really anticlimactic with Neil just standing there like “which one is the deadliest?? What’s chess???”

Kevin: “Let Riko be King… Whatever. Me? I’m going to be the deadliest piece on the board.”

Prolonged Silence

Neil: “Oh were you waiting for me to answer? Sorry Kevin I’ve never played checkers before.”

Kevin while slumping to the floor: “It’s not checkers you ignorant bastard.”

Andrew coming into the room 30 seconds too late: “Why is Kevin on the floor?”

Neil: “I don’t know, but he covered up his tattoo with some kind of checkers piece though.”

Kevin while on the floor curled into the fetal position: “I hate this fucking family.”

AFTG Christmas Event!

I haven’t seen anything about an AFTG Christmas event so I figured I would create one! And it’s October, so Christmas is a few months away.

It will be a six day event in December leading up to and including Christmas. You can use any ship or no ship at all! You can use the Foxes, Trojans etc… any AFTG characters you want! Just make sure to tag the characters and/or ships to help people find your works!

What kind of fan work can I submit?

Anything! Fanart, fanfic, edits- whatever!

Where do I post my work?

Anywhere on Tumblr or AO3!

What tags do I use?

#AFTGChristmasEvent, any warnings needed (At the beginning of the story!), ships, characters, and prompts (optional).

What are the prompts and corresponding upload dates?

December 20th - present shopping/cuddling/movie night

December 21st - longest night/tree decorating/baking

December 22nd - driving to see Christmas lights/present wrapping/food drive

December 23rd - hot chocolate/snowball fight/visiting Santa

December 24th - Christmas Eve/”ugly” sweater party/Ice skating

December 25th -Christmas Day/gift exchange

What if I don’t celebrate Christmas but still want to participate?

You can use some of the other prompts that don’t include Christmas in them. You also have the option to swap out any prompt that says “Christmas” with a different holiday if you would like!

Do I have to use all of the prompts?

No, you can use as many as you want! One of them or all of them.

How closely do I have to follow the prompts?

As loosely or closely as you want! Remember a prompt is only a suggestion! Stick as close to it as you want. The work doesn’t even have to be completely centered on the prompt. Be creative and have fun with it!

I am very excited about this and hope you all are too! Do not hesitate to contact me with any questions you may have! Either my ask page or by messaging! And remember, there is no such thing as a stupid question! 

so is Victory

LOVE TRIANGLE

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Don’t forget Truth (Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind)

This must be why the Trump administration hates them all 

The Four Horsewomen of the Trumpocalypse.

I’ve never reblogged anything so quick

The Ultimate Squad, comin’ to wreck your shit and save the world

Rb for that art doe

Dignity here to join the girl posse.

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AVENGERS ASSEMBLE

reblogging for the second time

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ALWAYS REBLOG

What Jesus Wants: for humans to be considered better than dogs?? better than RATS?? better than snails?!!??

What Satan Wants: all life forms are good, wonderful; perfect

My favorite part of the Bible is when it says that whales are God’s second favorite creation after humans

john mulaney looked so stunned to win the emmy because now his immortal life is recorded in history, so 100 years from now when a historian asks him why he looks so much like that emmy award-winning comedian, he’s going to have to throw his money clip in order to distract them