Omg Hiiii（＾◇＾）

the girls are fightingggggg [readjusts my glasses, squinting] by god… it appears i was mistaken. they're…my goodness…by god

Everyone else talked about outdoor cats, it's time for me to talk about offleash dogs

Reasons not to have your dog offleash at a public park:

1) roads (this one is self-explanatory)

2) it makes the park inaccessible to like, entire swathes of the population. If you have experience with police dogs or guard dogs in your neighborhood, or you're a new immigrant from somewhere with a large population of feral dogs, it sucks ass going to the park and having someone's massive lab bound up to you!

3) If, for example, you are in a protected wetland area plastered with friendly signs asking you to please leash your dog to avoid causing an ecological impact, having your dog offleash might cause an ecological impact! "Oh no, my dog is well-behaved, they would never bother the wildlife" wrong! your dog is in the pond trying to eat the endangered Blandings' turtles!

4) Non-zero chance of a jokerified park guide (me) just clipping your dog to a leash and stealing them

5) Other people with dogs! It sucks total ass having to constantly watch whether your totally uncontrolled ~furbaby~ is about to Start Shit with my properly leashed pet. It sucks even more ass when they do, which seems to happen about 25% of the time frankly!

6) People with Allergies trying to share a public space and do not want your "friendly" dog getting near them because they do not want to spend the night in hospital thanks!

7) People with mobility aids who don't want your dog messing with them. Your dog is jumping up on my scooter, I am worried for my scooter. I am worried that I am going to run over your dog if I don't have stopping distances correct! Your dog has never seen a mobility scooter and is freaking out.

Please. Just leash your fucking dogs, or take them to an actual dog park not a public path.

8) other dogs! My dog has been attacked by off leash dogs like. At least four times. Cannot get babygirl to take walks anymore at all. It’s so sad.

well that neighbor feud took an amusing turn.

Imagine your OTP

adhd symptoms are always just mild enough to seem fake but just severe enough to make everyone on planet earth think you’re an asshole for having them. not a big fan of this paradox tbh

Today I'm having to apologize because [important paperwork] didn't get filed on Friday because, despite being on my to do list and receiving multiple emails about it all week, I got busy doing something else and FORGOT IT EXISTED.

[Image ID: Tweet from alex (@/ _unwell) reading: calling things "bogus" kind of fell off, even though the forces of bogusness are stronger than ever in society /End ID]

Everyone talks about the Senshi tulpa that makes them eat better and healthier and I've experienced this too but also it's thanks to the grim spectre of Laios i know exactly what my cat's treats taste like

(bad. they taste bad)

WET BEAST WEDNESDAY

@instantly-panicked nailed it

when doctors ask if i have any history of cancer in my family and i have to say that yes my grandmother had 2 types of gastrointestinal cancer and they're like oh wow okay so we'll keep an eye out for that but i'm like no it was probably just all the nuclear radiation and they're like ok hm ok what the fuck do you mean and it's very weird seeing the look on american doctors' faces when you have to explain to them that believe it or not atomic bombs were dropped on this earth 2 generations ago and it did have consequences

can i be honest im 100% for the fact that like the tradwife stay at home mom thing is really fucked culturally but also like i think we as a society have to figure this shit out because a child needs the equivalent (if not more) of a full time job's worth of work from an adult who (for the health of the child and for the ethics of the situation honestly) needs to be able to function in a way that isn't making the adult miserable because being raised by miserable adults has really tangible negative impacts on children. whether its community childcare so that simply more adults can be involved in the situation or much more robust social aid towards young families. like this might he stupidly idealistic but i think really the root of a lot of issues in society come from the fact that people refuse to understand the gravity of like. parenthood. its an insane responsibility. i think it should be treated as such

raising a kid is a full time job. it can be a part time job for about three people. keeping a household clean and cooking 2-3 meals a day is another full time job. so like, no shit women want to have ONE job at a time. right now they're expected to have about three.

So the problem of the tradwife thing is that since it’s not an organic movement, but a propaganda effort by white/Christian nationalists trying to return women to subaltern status legally as well as socially, it jumped ahead of the creation of structures and institutions that will properly support someone, wife, husband, third partner of a polycule, whomever, in staying at home to care for the home and the children while being properly financially supported (UBI) and given strong legal protections against financial abuse, isolation and loss of ability to meaningfully re-enter the job force if and when they choose.

The proponents of the subjugation of women will point to families who have successfully adopted the tradwife model as proof that UBI and those protections are unnecessary.

They are taking advantage of the “someone should be able to stay at home” and UBI conversations happening on the left to further right wing goals. It’s all very cunning and very dangerous and needs as much pushback as we can muster. 

Just ate 2/3 of the way through a babybel cheese but stopped because I got full

You all won't be laughing when you need someone who can walk across the stone floor without triggering any pressure plates

A nice shower and the day can begin...

i just woke up and for a few seconds i thought those were some kind of vegetables being dropped into the sink to rinse off until they kept moving on their own and they still 100% look like weird leafy vegetables

I've been awake for 17 hours and I deadass thought they were vegetables

this is a way better model... you'll still get transphobic & intersexist drs of course but i prefer this to male / female or even having separate questions for gender & sex.

[we can't see the full form, but i'd suggest having a "something else" option and dominant hormone question too.]

as a cis woman who's had a hysterectomy and partial oophorectomy, this would be helpful for me, too! it'd be pointless to try to diagnose me for disorders that affect organs I don't have anymore, after all.

being inclusive helps us ALL. 💖

Whenever I say "sorry guys" or whatever I am exclusively apologising to guys I am not using it as a gender neutral term this is because I hate women HASHTAG MISOGYNY

I was going through my old posts and just found this. I cannot believe I use to be this person and I would like to apologise to all women everywhere for this hate. I'm sorry women. HASHTAG FEMINISM

boy this was less than a month ago

The producers were on a tight schedule so they had to rush my character arc

We’ve spent too much time on the people who think the Covid vaccine has microchips and not enough time on people like this

i just saw someone describe a disabled person as "someone with beautiful abilities" i cannot do this anymore

god can we stop softening the term "disabled". disabled isn't a dirty word. it's not "special abilities" or "differently abled" or whatever the fuck you want to call it. people have disabilities that cause life to be hard and there's nothing wrong with acknowledging that?? it feels so invalidating when people are like "ohh you're not disabled!!! you have special abilities!!" like. omg a) it feels so infantilizing. b) by saying that you're basically saying our struggles aren't real...? some conditions are disabling. it's not hard to understand?? like there is NOTHING wrong with being disabled & using the word disabled. it's not offensive it's not a dirty word can we take the shame out of it pls oh my god. this goes for physical & non physical disabilities btw