“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
codyslipring
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.
- She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
- Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
- I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.
Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.
who the fuck is Madame Zeroni
galvan-in-portland
Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is
drayaintshit
☝🏾😂
mrsolodolo24
Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button
someoneintheshadow446
Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her
haiku-robot
idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her
^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
Because wise, I am.
Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys
You know What? Fuck it, I'm not in a position to chance it
All those Evangelicals yelling that one gays could marry we’d be accepting pedofelia wasn’t a warning, it was a threat
Been busy with training but I’m back! Also I’m in the Army now as a tanker :D
Here have Cactuar scratching his arse.
Exquisite.
Majestic
Trailer is OUT!
And Hype is in ^^
The hype train is real
blanketflowerbees
tbh???? chickens are the best pets??
they
- wag their tails (yes!!! like dogs!!!! they do it when they are exited or happy)
- love eating treats and love whenever you pretend to peck things
- get very attached to certain ppl, will think ur their mom
- run around like dinosaurs??????? i don’t know if this is just my chickens but they are very dramatic when they run??
- make VERY weird noises,,, like honking, purring, clucking, and peeping (soft peeping, they still think they are baby chicks)
- will give you lots of pretty feathers
- eat bugs
- you can pet them, v soft
- like a tiny pet dinosaur
additions:
- if u raise them from small (or sometimes just anyway) you are Forever Mum and they will jump up on ur back and go to sleep
- and preen you, rearrange your clothes and hair sometimes
- dont like dealing with spiders in house? go outside. pick up chicken. hold chicken in vicinity of spider. spider vacuumed up in about 0.3 seconds.
- make amusing Warning Noise when a Bad Bird goes overhead. sometimes this is something sensible like a raptor. sometimes it is a startling blackbird, or maybe nothing (maybe chickens can see extradimensional birds? unsure)
- when chicken mama has babby chicken and they get in her feathers and poke their heads out
- rooster is Very Protective but also thinks that maybe anything that peeps is Potential Flock Babies. has been known to bring food for goslings and ducklings
- actually roosters in general are very cute. find food and go beep beep beep so ladies can find it. if you give him a nice treat he wont eat it and will go find a lady to give it to.
chickenkeeping
ive been blessed
Imagine dragons sleeping the same way giraffes do
Yessss! I wanna draw sleeping dragons tooo
Maybe they sleep like camels…
or cats…
or…. uh… snakes?
Yeeeeaaaaah
Or maybe they sleep on trees
winchesterson
There is nothing about this post I don’t love
maybe they sleep like bats
This is not what I thought they meant when they named a band Imagine Dragons, but I’m all for it.
LUCIO I SWEAR TO GOD
My first Overwatch comic dub!! jumping on the train hehe ^u^.
By @outofcharacter-overwatch!! please support them! C:
