Waking up and checking your Tumblr like it’s the morning paper
Well where else am I gonna get news headlines that sound like they’re from two days ago but they’re actually from 6 years ago?

Waking up and checking your Tumblr like it’s the morning paper
Well where else am I gonna get news headlines that sound like they’re from two days ago but they’re actually from 6 years ago?
I have a mighty need
Losing it over this
@ people in the notes are saying he should have googled Prince Phillip before he got on stage ... no, you don't understand ... Prince Phillip was announced dead during his set.
Which also means that for a lot of the audience they had just heard this news for the first time and their first reaction was to cheer lol.
I’m gonna reblog solely for that Kirby Kong pfp
lightly toasted bread
lightly toasted bread
Shark finning infographic by ripetungi.
MANDATORY REBLOG
This sounds like a lot, but it’s true. An estimated 100,000,000 sharks per year are killed, threatening many species with endangerment or extinction.
Scary predators are important to the ecosystem, too. Conservation’s not just about the panda bears.
Well I can’t not reblog this
any cup size matter, eh?
depends on the liquid. Perhaps a good stein for some beer, maybe a mazagran for coffee, or even a quaich for blood. hope this helps!
also, maybe of note, i just found out moustache cups exist and i think they're neat
they protect your mustache from tea
This needs more notes
how would you feel if you woke up tomorrow and find out exactly 100 of the world’s richest people died of heart attacks at exactly noon universal time. can you imagine the theories. light is absolutely a loser for not doing this
blue shell
Maia
I’m placing you in the microwave
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm beep beep beep beep
*Lawnmower noises*
Does anybody here like pretty, customized old-school game consoles??
I did this last year & I'm still kinda proud of it.
Does anybody
here like pretty, customized
old-school game consoles??
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Good bot
Hello white mutuals. Before you is a charcuterie board with 15 different types of cheese. If you manage to go 12 hours without touching the cheeses you can leave this room. Good luck.
I was eating off this cool cheese plate while you were talking can you repeat that pls
But are there other food options cause that’s 12 fucking hours dude
Are we talking like, one slice of each, or a whole wedge? I know my worth
Are we talking like,
one slice of each, or a whole
wedge? I know my worth
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Is the cheese on the charcuterie board infinite? Cause if it’s infinite I might not leave willingly.
Plane soup?
happy thanksgiving
Gonna reblog with a quote I saw here earlier
“Me and the Boeings”
it cold
it cold
It cold
it cold
it cold
it cold
If you're cold, they're cold!
You’re gonna eat them all, aren’t you
Lifesize Breath of the Wild Guardian at Nintendo of America Headquarters in Redmond, Washington
That’s a full circle, so unless your intention was to continue walking towards it…
All in 30 seconds or less
If you gained the ability to eat 1 non edible thing, what would you choose
For me it would be plastic
Hmm
Difficult
Probably stickers
METAL
I want to eat sheet metal and rusty shit I find on the ground
Lava
have got to give it to metal
or maybe oxides... so many options
Rocks. Crunchy.
Bones. Got to up that regular eating game
Grass and others highly indigestible plant matter
PEBBLESS
Bouncy balls
Ceramics, but like, specifically ones used in chemistry labs. The lil crucible cups or whatever they’re called.
This otter grants life changing advice in your darkest times
me drunk at an apartment party
Me sober at my job I’ve had for over a year
Me with ADHD