I Literally Have No Purpose Or Reason

drake?

josh?

where’s the body of christ?

I’m laughing so hard rn

scrolling through the dash in the wake of the cw news like:

he has been cast out for hospital crimes

Will u join the challenge?

is there a reason for this? like is this part of a strike or something im not aware of? 

i cannot believe im this fucking stupid 

Ralph, pick a number between 1 and 10

four of course because it’s my lucky number

Good cause that’s your IQ

happy anniversary to the post that ruined my life

Hey look its me!

you killed him are you happy with yourself?! was i worth it?!

The CW on their profits:

The Roomba That Screams When it Bumps Into Stuff

This is legitimately one of the funniest fucking things I’ve ever seen.

<|:) wizard

<\:) the cooler wizard

Just because your hat is tilted aside jauntily does not prove your superiority. My wizard hat is set neatly atop my head so that it is secure against strong breezes and someone condescendingly flicking the brim

I can tell that people condescendingly flicking your brim is a recurring issue for you.

*schlorp* OHOHOHO *shklump* AHAHAHA

I cannot stop watching this

Merry Christmas y'all

tumblr is the root of half the internets trends and memes

the curse of being on this website is knowing that shit like cottagecore and dark academia and the obsession with mushrooms and whatnot started on this godforsaken platform and not tiktok

the mushroom thing started with a fucking shitpost where it ends with "you cannot kill me in a way that matters" "im not fucking scared of you!"

"op what does this mean" "decay is an extant form of life"

I KID YOU NOT

#a summary

Do you mean

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