investigatelirry-deactivated201
He knows science 😩😩👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾
sahrawia
i am crying at this monstrosity ppl buy this shit
Reblogged bowlcutworshipper-deactivated20
dy1annroof
Anonymous asked:
Apparently it's the end of the world tonight. So I wanna say: Roofies and Columbiners of the earth as we know it I love you all and we are too superior for this earth anyways so the end is not as much of a big deal, tonight at 1:30 there will be a red moon which marks the end. It's been a fun journey. We will be missed. "Existence... What a strange word" *kisses* *hugs* *licks bowlcut* BYE
cool, I’ll see you all in hell❤️
Reblogged dainty-darling
1/2 of tumblr: can old men stop flirting with teenage girls like go have a heart attack
1/2 of tumblr: daddy harder, teleiophilia yas slay older men um I'm only trying to date your dad chill??
Reblogged clestroying
great goͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦoͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦgly moͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦoͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦgly it’s all goͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦne toͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦ shit
Reblogged teachercrushchick
Do you ever get like super vulnerable late at night that you just want to spill your heart out and say how you feel because you’ve been holding it in for so long and you just need some ventilation and there’s just something about two in the morning that makes me lose my filter and say the things I would never have the guts to say when the sun is up.
Reblogged dreamsbesidesthefire-blog
reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
ryedragon
OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
yay its back.
vivi-shiba
so… I half jokingly reblogged this yesterday cos I thought it was a nice picture… and was like oh wow I only get wishes on birthdays what would I wish for?!?!?! how about gainful employment L0L … and like… I have a job now? That I never applied for? That someone just called me up and said “here, have this”? In a place I really really like? So like… h8ers gonna h8 or something
Hey hey hey hey I don’t like writting in posts, but I need to. Because THIS. FUCKING. WORKS. And I asked for something almost impossible,
bubblegumwhorescopes
I reblog this every time I see it
please.
Reblogged whydontiagreewithfeminism
llamabagel-deactivated20170925
“What do you mean I can’t wear tiny shorts and low cut shirts to school? THIS IS OPPRESSION THIS IS RAPE CULTURE THIS IS WHY I NEED FEMINISM!”
Shut the fuck up. Follow the school rules and be thankful that you’re a girl who can go to school without getting kidnapped or shot for it, you ungrateful brats.
Reblogged clestroying
Welcome to the era of over simplistic shitty minimalism
Everything looks like a 6th grader did it
Reblogged dylannstormie
kurtc0bain
what dylann did was terrible but the fact that people are celebrating that he might get the death penalty is disgusting. do people not understand that killing him is still killing no matter how you dress it up? you can’t be upset that he killed people and then turn around and want people to kill him…but this is tumblr so☕️🐸
Reblogged seritydoll
Only 90s kids remember this
Reblogged clestroying
NASA: We are humans, broadcasting to any life forms in the galaxy. We come in peace.
Alien: Hey humans, you sound nice.
NASA: Haha thanks. You should come over :)
Alien: Uhhh, what? Our technology isn't advanced enough yet. But we can just talk for a while.
NASA: Aww damn. SO what are you doing?
ALien: Ummm, just like... operating our technology to contact you I guess? Translating your language?
NASA: But what would you be doing if I was there haha ;)
Reblogged teardropsonmyhomework
tumblr user: *complains about tumblr update that hasn't gone into effect for me yet*
me: *looks at the storm clouds just visible near the edges of my cornfield as i sit on my porch swing sipping sweet tea* it's a-comin'. y'all best be ready. get to the cellar and set up the radio, martha.
Reblogged green-day-blog
Anonymous asked:
Hey! So i need some advice. I visited my TC almost everyday last week. Then I went in Friday morning with my friend. He looked kind of annoyed. And then my friend asked him a dumb question and then the last thing he said was it was "no ones damn business" and I kind of got offended. I want to know how long I should back off for Ya know?
Hey!
There is probably 3 reasons why your TC could've got annoyed:
1. He was in one of those morning moods, or he was just stressed out by something.
2. He got annoyed by you (What was he like the previous times you went to see him? Was he happy to see you or neutral?)
3. He got annoyed by your friend (Kinda weird but does she take his class? Is there anything that could make him dislike your friend?)
If he just seemed like number 1, try waiting a day (just in case) and visit not in the morning.
If number 2, try not to see him for a week or two. I would still visit him after you leave a little for stuff to cool down, but just kinda ignore him for a week and then see what happens afterwards.
If number 3, just go visit him after a day by yourself and see how that turns out.
Reblogged clestroying
dietmexicoke-deactivated2016013
Fact: if a tumblr story takes place on some form of public transportation and ends with a crowd cheering, 11 times out of 10 it is completely made up.
I read this post out loud on my train to school & everyone cheered
Reblogged falling-for-a-teacher-deactivat
alfuhdawg
mjolnirss
IT’S THE “AGED 27 1/3” BIT THAT MAKES ME CRY WITH LAUGHTER
d0ugieslizard
this kills me!
callmehopeless-notromantic
They actually did it, too.
notsograndr
this is the most adorable thing i’ve seen in my life
beefyravioli
I guess you can say that 3 year old was “spot on”
pulp-ficction
this post has nothing to do with my blog but I love this so much and I had to share
Source: threescore.wordpress.com
Reblogged aimlessnovelist
reforge
when u have to be someone else to fit in with society
