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i cant stop thinking about this tweet i saw yesterday from jabroni mike

we are already living in the cyberpunk future and i know this because within a span of 3 days we went from this tweet:

to thousands of people making phony images and replying to them with their passionate desire to have them as a tshirt to overload the bots with nonsense and junk and send out warnings to shoppers like this:

and now we even have people replying to pictures of baby yoda with “i want this on a tshirt” knowing how ravenous disney is being with copyright in hopes to get the stores taken down altogether

i dont know what it is about stuff like this and the whole turn mei into a symbol of hk protesters thing but, its really reassuring for some reason

And the next step…

https://teezyli.com/

Holy shit y’all look at the front page of the site right now

Oh my god

Anyway, I just emailed tips@disneyantipiracy.com to report the site for very evilly stealing Disney’s IP! Because obviously that is very evil and bad and shit.

I’ve never seen such a perfect example of fighting fire with fire.

Holy fucking shit

I’m DYING.

More accurately

saw a meme in one of my dreams last night that had confucius but he was a catboy and it said "catnip got me acting unwise"

artistic recreation

if I wrote a dystopian novel where the corrupt evil megacorporation that controls society has a fucking smirk for a logo, my editor would tell me to use a less heavy-handed metaphor

and yet

I love this because if I were to write a literary novel in the Western cannon that described the image of an apple with a chunk bitten off, any high school English student would tell you it is a Bible reference meant to represent the source of all evil and downfall of humanity and YET 

Alright, if y'all are so smart, what’s the evil symbolism behind this?

so this is what I get when opening up tumblr lmao

trans-to-trans communication

trans-mission

Damn, look how ripe these soda’s are. Almost ready for peeling.

oof….

Now this is perfection. nice and juicy 

call that a freshlight

nothing like deep dicking an ice cold frussy

learning how to read was the biggest mistake of my life

llolololoolol

You’re laughing. Kermit got shot on live television and you’re laughing. 

“YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE!”

this is the most canon star trek wombo I have ever seen

o h my gosh

Battle armor

NEIGH-T NEIGH-T

It’s nice to see cosplay getting more mainstream.

@bionic-jedi

Horses are anxious and superstitious creatures, if tactical armor makes them feel better they should have some

Horses can have little a cosplay, as a treat

Sir, that is their emotional support cosplay

LMAO

when is tumblr removing the ability to login 

Hear comes the depressive state

i felt that

every western movie ever made: The wild west is dying. theres no more room left for cowboys anymore…

me everytime: :(

every samurai movie ever made (both edo and bakamatsu periods): The bushido code is dying. there no more room left for samurai anymore…

me everytime: :(

A lot of westerns are remakes of samurai movies

those samurai movies were very often heavily inspired by 50′s and 40′s westerns

Cowboys and samurai are brothers separated by time and space.

Best duo.

I’ve got y’alls new favorite art piece right here.

According to Google, Samurai were abolished in 1868.

This means that at the same time that cowboys were reaching their end, so too were samurai.

Cowboys and Samurai were separated not by time, only space.

I’ve got something else to add to this: there’s also an extremely specific species of mushroom that can only be found in Texas and Japan. I’m serious.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chorioactis

The most ambitious crossover

Fantasy setting but it’s just Texas and Japan together at last

Texas and Japan are soulmates.

This is the core of the jigen/Goemon ship.

horse girls are the only people who can understand what a force bond feels like

the new star wars trilogy has an identical plotline to any horse girl genre movie

when kylo and rey see each other a little flute plays and shes like, “ben… that was what your last owner called you, wasnt it? i saw it on the placard in the abandoned stable. there were newspaper clippings too. you used to race before they sold you to first order corporations when the farm went under. what happened to you? you can trust me boy” and kylo is like *flares his nostrils and kicks his hind legs out and whinnies*

I… I’m sorry, I know I’m just kicking a hornet nest here, but? I don’t think there is a horse movie equivalent, unless we go with “This horse got tricked into murdering ALL these other horses because he thought his horse uncle would kill HIM, and then also killed his horse dad, because he wants to be like his horse grandpa, who commited horse genocide after HE got tricked into killing his horse wife”. I mean, I’m sorry, but if this was a horse girl movie? About a horse that commits genocide on other horses? The fudge

May The Horse Be With You