Kaywon

Unrestrained summer fun

Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours

...

I know I'm not alone in this but a big reason why I get so upset about the myth of work/life balance is that I, personally, actually have tons of free time* after work, it's just that my brain is so melted on weeknights that all that time is worthless to me.

I'm currently sitting on my couch after dinner desperately trying to watch a movie or a TV show or SOMETHING and I simply can't do it. I'm too exhausted to focus and the pleasure payoff isn't high enough to bother.

Literally me 😭

tbt the time they had to remove our telephone pole and it ascended to heaven

by @gemmacorrell (tagging since she's on tumblr)

PLS

This is how skykids take showers

Y- you're telling me i haven't washed my skykid in a year?!

Stinky sky kid

Hey… speak for yourself

A Skykid: That's more like a shower in Ohio lol

I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

reblog to disturb jk rowling

i will always take the chance to disturb jk rowling

disturb jk rowling

currently disturbing jk rowling

Sounds great to me

alt text by @orphanbird95

Ok Rick Sanchez

moodboard 💕✨

“You aint worth a damn” 😂😂

Whaaaaat did I just watch omg 😂😂😂😂😂

Just put me next to the casserole full of delicacies!!!

lmfao