Well, I'm sold.
what was i made for?
โopheliaโ by john everett millais but itโs barbie and for the sake of this concept letโs pretend that there is in fact water in barbieland
happy kiss your mutual monday btw. if you even care.
Spellcasters hate this fact but if you just stick your fingers in their mouth while they're casting a spell with a verbal component it's literally more effective than a counter spell.
This also works with pinning their hands against the wall when they're trying to use somnatic components.
Basically if you make out sloppy style while pressed against a wall the spellcasters can't do anything
I would do anything for you. Cook for you? Wash your clothes? Clean your bedroom? Help you with your homework? Keep your secrets? Confort you? Satisfy you? Please you? Love you forever? Yes, I would do it all.
And you wouldn't even need to ask.
she is literally eating a can of dog food
god forbid women do anything






