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@ilovesmussy

just a gremlin | currently obsessed with the dc universe and Harry Potter (rarry) | why do I always ship the rarepairs???? | even if I don’t post about a ship anymore, I absolutely still ship it! So if you’re seeing one of my posts from years ago and I don’t post about it anymore and you want more, hit me up!

Masterlist of everything I guess

I'm going to keep updating this

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i recently found out my blog is being recommended to follow during new user registration and what i thought were bots were literally all minutes-old users

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So i take breaks from favorite TV Shows when im getting bored.

So i restarted The Flash (cw) today, and i started with season 5 bc that's where i ended, season 4 finale.

FREAKING HARRISON SHERLOQUE WELLS HAS ME IN A TRANCE- BUT SPECIFICALLY THIS INSTANCE

*Ralph walking down the hall*

Sherloque: "Well, based on those footsteps, we about to be greeted by a tall caring man, or a frightened baby giraffe"

*Ralph walks in and sets his stuff down*

Sherloque WITJOYT MISSINF A BEAT: "hello baby giraffe"

IEJEIDJDJ BABY GIRAFFE RALPH BROOOOOO IDJDJDND

💕 for Harrisco~

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Who flirted with who first?

Harry canonically flirted first. The man’s doppelgänger dropped his pants in front of Cisco, and Harry’s response was ‘You’re welcome”. He’s a flirt.

What was their first date?

They dated for several weeks before they actually had an official first date. They were already close friends so the traditional dating paradigm didn’t make a lot of sense. They went to a sci-fi movie and had dinner afterwards.

What are their favourite things to do on date nights?

Movie nights. Laser tag. Paintball. Robot combat shows. Occasional nice dinners. Leaf peeping. Science Expos. Prop museums. Arcade bar.

Do they still go on dates after being together for a while?

As much as they’re able to, but it’s hard to find time with the superhero gig

Who started the relationship?

Harry tried to but was misinterpreted. Cisco started things successfully

Who kissed who first?

Harry kissed Cisco after Cisco told him how he felt.

Monogamy or polyamory?

Monogamy. I have a hard time seeing either of them interested in anything else

Are they/do they plan on getting married?

They both care about the commitment aspect more than the concept of marriage. They do eventually exchange rings even though they can’t legally get married

Do they want kids?

They’re both firm on no kids together. Cisco does have a great relationship with Jesse, however.

How do they take care of each other when they are sick/hurt?

Harry would bring Cisco soup in bed and set timers for him to take meds. Cisco would crawl into bed with Harry and watch shows with him/keep him company while he recovers.

How do they like to spend time together?

They both love building and creating new gadgets. It’s a hobby they like to work on together

What are their favourite non-sexual forms of intimacy?

Cisco is a big cuddler which works for Harry, because Harry is very casually touchy with Cisco. They’re also emotionally intimate, and discuss things on a level they usually don’t with other people.

What are some of their favourite things about their partner?

Harry loves Cisco’s intelligence, but he loves his sass just as much. Cisco loves Harry’s steadfastness (and his biceps)

How do they comfort the other when they are upset?

Cisco talks Harry down. He tries to reassure him and help him see perspective. Harry usually goes for physical comfort or tries to distract Cisco from how he’s feeling.

Who buys the other spontaneous gifts?

I think Harry gives Cisco more gifts but they’re likely to be made by him, not purchased. Cisco is more likely to see something while he’s out and buy it for Harry.

Do they bathe/shower together/Do they do anything else in the bath/shower other than wash?

They shower together. And they’ve definitely had sex in the shower, but it’s a logistical nightmare with their height difference so they don’t very often, or stick to handjobs

In the bedroom - Vanilla, a little spice, or kinky af?

A little spice. I see Cisco as a bit on the kinky side, and Harry leaning more (but not completely) vanilla, but I also think there isn’t much Harry won’t do if Cisco asks him for it. And Harry will get off on Cisco’s enjoyment of whatever it is.

The main kinks I’m seeing for these two who are obsessed with messing with each other is orgasm delay/forced orgasms/overstimulation. Bites and scratches are also common for them.

Who tops/bottoms?

Harry tops the majority of the time; they both prefer it that way, but on occasion they’ll switch if Cisco wants to.

Who is more dominant/submissive?

Harry is definitely more dominant. Cisco likes being dominated, but he also likes to play with dominance on occasion.

What is their favourite sex position?

Harry likes missionary for the control it gives him, the skin on skin feeling, and being able to see his partner’s reactions. Cisco loves doggy style for the feeling of being put on his knees and the angle of stimulation. They end up in laying-down doggy a lot of the time because it gives them both things they want. But they never stick with any one position and change it up constantly.

Do either of them enjoy bringing sex toys into the bedroom?

They use them occasionally. Cisco loves sex toys and owns several. Harry didn’t own any and has no feelings about them beyond wanting to tease/please his partner.

Favorite place to have sex?

At home so they don’t have to be quiet.

Most adventurous place they’ve had sex?

They’ve definitely had sex in STAR Labs and had to erase some camera footage after.

How often do they fight?

They bicker a lot but actual blow up fighting is rare for them. When they have an actual fight it’s usually related to work/a meta crisis and not their relationship.

Have they ever broken up? Messy breakup, amicable split, remain friends, ride or die, or til death do us part?

No they haven’t. They’re ride or die until death

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Anonymous asked:

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

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THATS TUPPERWARE

i thought delaware was a place in ohio? why are there so many things named delaware?

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delaware is too powerful

what the fuck

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Wait what? I thought Delaware was a store with building supplies. Like paint, wood, nails and stuff?

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THATS HOME DEPOT ???

I know home depot, but dude I don't know anything about America mad have never been there. Are you sure there is not a some sort of store called something close to Delaware!?!

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.....ace hardware....?

this post has only been around for a few hours but could very well be a world heritage post

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but at what cost

This post launched at 8am PST on 12 Feb 2021. The above conversation has happened in 3 hours.

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he WHAT? i thought he was from. w. wait. ???

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delaware stole the presidents shoelaces for clout and became too powerful

From the UK- and what do you mean Delaware isn't a type of ceramic?

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it is now

Isn’t delaware what they make computers on???

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software ??

I think they meant Dell Ware, a specific computer type. We had a Dell computer once.

I thought Delaware was that famous singer they spoofed in Zootopia.

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gazelle??

oh i thought delaware was that one british singer lady, you know, the one from chasing pavements

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that's fucking adele

isn’t delaware that place you go when you die

youre thinking of superhell and all of you are going there

how the fuck did any of you come to the conclusions you all made

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we live in america?

I thought Delaware was that food delivery service that keeps interrupting youtube videos with their ads when I'm trying to have a good time

..... are you talking about Doordash???

Isn't Delawere the name of that one girl in the song that goes "Hey there, Delawere"? She's from NYC or something.

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THATS HEY THERE DELILAH

Pausing here to point out that op is “dear-AO3″ and now I’m wondering if Delaware fanfic would be categorized as RSF (real state fic) or AU (alternate unitedstates)

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stop i do not want to think about this 

Isn’t Delaware that SPN ship that exploded the internet

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Everyone on this post:

I love that the “no, that’s [x]” meme is making a comeback here and only here and nobody has any idea what’s going on

Keep up the good work, we can make poor OP have a melt down yet. 

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Isn't delaware that one brand of pizza that's like "it's not delivery, it's delaware."

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isn't delaware the god of the sea

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Isn't Delaware the name of that guy who painted the Mona Lisa?

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delaware is that one evil cyborg guy that has a son named Luke and a red laser sword

Thats Darth Vader. Im pretty sure Delaware is that other red-laser sword guy. You know. The one that stabbed Qui-Gon.

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what have i created

I usually only reblog older posts, but this definitely deserves to be in every tumblr hall of fame

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this post has only existed for 8 days. 

This is fantastic because it goes great with my theory that Delaware only exists for tax purposes. Like, all the states really only exists for Tax Purposes, but Delaware is particularly fake because back in 2012 I got lost in the Alleged Delaware Area looking trying to get to a family reunion, but every time I pulled over for directions, I would ask what the hell state I was in now, and I went through Mayland, Pennsylvania, New Jersey AND Virginia and I never fucking found Delaware but I did eventually find the Family Reunion and earned the repsepct of my then-prospective- Great-Grandmother-In-Law by saving her favorite grandchildren from a furious oceangoing horse so I’m convinced that not only is the state a purely legal construct, they didn’t even dedicate any landmass to it, or it’s a gov’t blackzone where the carnivorous horses live.

World Heritage Post

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fun fact, i actually drove through delaware on this posts 6 month birthday. i hate it here.

This post literally fills me with life,tysm.

This post confused the heck out of me, I don't even know what's going on in this post, why the hell am I rebloging it?