Takin’ no chances, fam.

No More L’s

2 years later still the dumbest shit i ever seen

This kind of news makes my day!

chaotic good

when one of your friends says something shitty and offensive out of nowhere

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@why-animals-do-the-thing what the heck?

This is priceless. Fur is a great nest-building material. Normally, birds get it from snags on branches or (maybe, I’m not sure) dead animals. I know some people who actually put out a bird-feeder full of hair for the birds after they brush out their dog, specifically so that it can be turned into nesting material.

This is a very brave birb who has learned where it comes from and just decided to go get some from the source, and a dog who is probably too asleep to care.  

@sylphee

Have you guys been keeping up with Wong Fu/Ryan Higa’s KPOP group project? hahaha They’re “debuting” tomorrow, but Wong Fu’s been posting the individual members’ bios for the past few hours and I have been laughing for 79 years. 😂

P-Dragon. Daeyang. Jeungri. J-Lite. I wonder how they’re going to incorporate T.O.P’s name into Ryan’s. LOL

“DISCOVERED AT CHIPOTLE” if that ain’t the most realest thing… 😂😂😂😂

This is the money Charizard. Reblog and you will money tomorrow.

That first edition Base set Holo Charizard with shadowless border (meaning first print) is actually worth about $5k+ if in mint condition so hell fucking yeah I’ll reblog the Money Charizard.

i want to cry

He tried so hard.  And got so far.  But in the end.  It doesn’t even matter.

OMFG

Do you guys ever say the wrong thing in a conversation and then have it haunt you for months or years afterwards like a social anxiety poltergeist?

2016 New Years Resolution

yall no funny i reblogged this shit and got $1100 on monday. good start to the year if i do say so myself

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