We as the human race don’t deserve dogs.

am i constantly tired? yes.

but am i staying awake when i should be sleeping? also yes.

hey everybody who’s in high school rn, in less than ten years its literally going to feel like a bad dream. like its not gonna feel even vaguely real. hang in there

not even ten years. like 3 days after graduation

ten mins after u walk out

vines are literally better than 77% of hollywood movies

Cinematic magic

you have no idea how fast i pressed that reblog button

I LAUGH SO HARD AT THIS EVERY TIME

Luke and Petunia on his instagram story - February 25, 2018

can we talk about the fact that 2 weeks ago we knew nothing about 5sos and we were still asking them about 5sos3 and now we not only have a new song, but we have new interviews, new perfomances and new tour dates like wOW WOW CALM DOWN

It has become abundantly clear to me in the last 48 hours that 5sos could release an entire album of disco polka music with Ashton badly rapping and Michael playing a fucking didgeridoo and I would still love it as long as they seemed as happy and excited and proud about it as they are of Want You Back

Jiggling around cheap iPhone chargers to find the ‘sweet spot’ is the millennial version of tweaking a TV antenna.

When someone says “hold your horses” they are telling you to be stable

happy 6 years to 5sos who went from youtube covers and long hair to awesome 2 soon to be three albums and slightly longer hair. happy 6 years to us who stuck with these four dorks, and boy has this been a wild ride. luke lost a lip piercing. michael lost his passport. calum and ashton made a facebook video about their gas bill. we watched a guy spray paint a wall for three hours to see an artwork that already leaked. we’ve had to endure an hour of rabbit & gorilla dancing to watch the boys descend from a building wearing don’t stop suits, and these little shits dropped the amnesia lyric video on us right after. i’ve had this url for 4 fuckin years. where is 5SOS3. i’m not getting paid enough for this fuckery

“You have a heart of gold. You’re super kind. No one’s ever said anything negative about you. Everyone loves you because you’re such a great guy, and that’s just awesome.” -Gaten Matarazzo speaking to Joe Keery

is it gay? cool i’m in

Jesus Christ was a brown Jew in the Middle East, conceived out of wedlock in an arguably interracial if not interspecies (deity and human) relationship, raised by his mother and stepfather in place of his absent father.  He may not have had a Y chromosome.  He spent his early youth as a refugee in Egypt, where his family no doubt survived initially on handouts from the wealthy (You think they kept that gold, frankincense, and myrrh from the wise men?  Hell no, they sold that stuff for food and lodging).  He later returned with his parents to their occupied homeland and lived in poverty.

The religion of Jesus’s people has no concept of a permanent hell and instructed its priests on how to induce miscarriages.  Jesus explicitly rejected the concept of disability as a divine punishment.  He spoke out against religious hypocrites.  He had enough respect for women to let his mother choose the time of his first miracle.  He blessed a same sex couple.  He told a rich man that he must give up his wealth to get to heaven, and also told a parable about a rich man suffering in agony in presumably Gehinnom (basically Purgatory) just to hammer the point home.  He told people to pay their taxes.  He declared “love your neighbor” to be one of the two commandments on which all laws hang.  He commanded his followers to help the poor.  He commanded them to help the sick and the needy.  He spent time with social outcasts.  He healed the servant of a high priest during his arrest rather than fighting back.  He was put to death by the occupying government because he was a political radical.

Trump and his administration are xenophobic, misogynistic, racist, fear-mongering, warmongering, tax-dodging, anti-Semitic, anti-choice, anti-welfare, anti-equal pay, anti-LGBTQIA+, anti-immigration, support tax cuts for the rich, support Citizen’s United, want to keep refugees out of this country, want to limit our ability to speak against the government, plan to abolish the Affordable Care Act, and they wrap all of that up behind a banner of “Christian family values.”  If you support them, you have no right to call yourself a follower of Christ.

it’s so rare, yet so fulfilling, to see the J-man on my dash

One of my friends is literally the most religious Christian I have ever met. What does that mean in regards to her lifestyle and outlook? She loves everyone. EVERYONE. Unconditionally. And she supports healthcare and education and birth control and everything that’s necessary to have a healthy, stable society.

Because that’s what her homeboy JC would want.

Canon Jesus is better than Fandom Jesus.

OMG 

“Canon Jesus is better than Fandom Jesus.”

 FTW.