Au Revoir, Bitch!

Woah pikachu u need to tone the fuck down

Finally a good nail polish to match my soul

When he died, all things soft and beautiful and bright would be buried with him.

Sorry to ruin the moment but he looks like he just got good head and died because it was good asf

What show is this?

comedy bang bang

We’re all born with scars. From the moment we open our eyes and look at the world we are wounded, and we all share that same mark.

Bellybuttons.

if anyone wants me to explain what an ‘anticlimax’ is, i’ll show them this text post

the amount of times i choose to sit in my room instead of going out is starting to become alarming 

Right I've gotten to the point where I don't even get up for food my sister will just bring it to me

judge in court: everything u say will be held against u me: boobs jury: haha lawyer: haha judge: haha case dismissed

why are people so obsessed with “top or bottom” 

honestly im just excited to have a bunk bed

Tbh I just get excited I'm letting laid

Not off to a great start

What if we DON'T wear pants?

NASA just found strong evidence of life on Mars 

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOLY SHIT ALIENS

i don’t like your girlfriend

Now way

Hey, school's hard

I want to help

CHEMISTRY

- THIS - website will balance your chemistry equations and tell you what reaction type occurred - GREAT for homework!

ALGEBRA

- THIS - website will solve your algebra problems and will explain how it got the answer - it’s really good if you’re stuck on a type of problem and don’t know how to solve it!

I had some guests over and they all seemed to want that seat

sHES TOO LITTLE TO EVEN DENT THE FREAKING EMPTY FRUIT LOOPS BOX BY SLEEPING ON TOP OF IT SHE IS 1 POUND OF PURE FLUFF JESUS CHRIST MY HEART CAN’T TAKE IT

I'll buy that from Starbucks anytime😅

i freakin love this!!!!!!

thatsthat24 leothegiant

What the f u c k i’m in love

Accidentally in love?

Oh man you got SHREKED Ahaha No...?