Ghost in the Machine
‘Thoth and the Chief Magician’, 1925. Evelyn Pau
God could you imagine how mad geologists must have been to slowly watch the "hey all the continents kinda fit like puzzle pieces :)" guy get proven right
It was a woman that did it!
I love girl talk, especially when it’s complex geological theory
retouched up on old kenny fanart. im not a big fan of it but ehhh:^p
i kept thinking about this while i was trying to fall asleep yesterday and couldn’t stop laughing myself back awake
womens clothing sizing is based on how much the company wants you to kill yourself
My brother's girlfriend had HPV, so he went to get himself the HPV vaccine. There is a fee to pay (nothing much, something like €87) but it's completely free if you're in one of the "at risk" groups.
"What does that mean," he asks. "It's free if you're gay," he's told. "Ah. Would I have to like, prove it, or...?" "Just put in a check mark here."
My brother is in no way, shape or form attracted to men, but also he's stingy as it gets. So now he's officially gay. Congrats bro.
"Doctor, give it to me straight" "You sure, there's a fee" "… Give it to me gay"
AGAB (Assigned Gay At Billing)
Fascinated by the fact that his first question was about if he'd have to prove it. I wanna know how far that man would go to save less than a dollar
Sorry, do you think 87 euros is less than a dollar
me when a fictional woman decides not to get an abortion
they’ll never be her
Someone had to have gotten a Deathnote or something
it's actually really giving Deathnote now
someone fuckin rad got the deathnote
10/10 rating
i hate when you see a good post about how visible aging is sexy and then the notes are full of people making it about men. like i'm sorry do you live in a world where men are taught to fear any sign of having lived past the age of 25 while women are somehow celebrated for it??? do you think wanting to fuck that old man is revolutionary?? should we throw a party??? should we invite pedro pascal???
i hope geriatric jakey dies
This is... exactly what it’s like teaching preschool
yknow i was wondering why i recognized this guy and then the username watermark finally caught my eye. and yall. its him.
WHAT?
when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow