how do I know whether I’m being taken for granted, unappreciated or just me expecting too much
SQUIDWARD: April 1st? [screams] That’s SpongeBob’s favorite holiday!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Fools in April (2000) dir. Derek Drymon




Can everyone just take a moment to think about the fact that they are married in real life
A Pathway in Monet’s Garden, Giverny, 1902
I am screaming lmao also this reminds me of @rosewater1997
I really do love that people have legitimately always just been people. Like how many angry breakup texts have their been that end with “Come get your stuff or I’m donating it to goodwill”? People never change.
The concubine after reading this:
What part of “i don’t wanna spend anymore money” don’t I understand
hey here’s a fact for all of my followers who follow me. butter, ice cream, milk, and cheese all come to us from the same animal. i cant remember which animal it is right now but i know for sure its the same one
Ill give you a hint, it moos
thanks yeah it’s the moose
I need to go on a honeymoon by myself.
bro it’s so tiring to get disappointed all the damn time. Is it me? Do I always get my hopes up? What the hell is it?
More like this… ⚡️ photo by jacquemus
Read can be read as read, but you can also read it as read.


