this actually is rewiring my brain as we speak

now my life is sweat like cinnamonee.

#luigi after developing amnesia being interrogated by toads

i had an idea

this tiktok was supposed to be about her husband quitting porn but all twitter's talking about is their baby on the phone

bagel 🥯 btw. just think ab it

c’mon everybody!!! *runs off excitedly and no one follows me*

Microsoft Office 2004 icons

he’s bleeding sad and wet but his tits look spectacular 

LOL dope post 👍 really made my cunt gasp

"download the app to continue!" what if I kill you