We just knew.

As a reminder, this is what she looks like:

Also I hope everyone knows that Miette was fostered before she was adopted, and her foster mom loved that little kitten so much and always hoped she'd gone to a good home. this tweet got so popular that she recognized Miette and reached out to her current mom, and was able to share previously unseen baby pictures

You mean, she saw Miette was kicked like the football and did nothing to help put Mother in jail for a thousand years? I am appalled.

her!!!

Baby Miette!!!

love to follow veterinarian practices on facebook because every one in a while they’ll post a picture of something so bizarrely funny. this axolotl getting an x-ray just took me out

ive been getting a lot of people really worried for this axolotl so i thought i’d clarify: she’s fine. she’s moist on the puppy pad so she won’t dry out and the x ray only takes a few seconds. the x ray was because she had an internal gut blockage due to the wrong substrate being used. they took another x ray after giving her barium to determine where in the gut it was, but the barium lubricated her gut enough that she passed the blockage with no invasive surgery and she’s completely fine. here she is not-flattened

She looks very pleased to be unflattened and unblockaged

the marine iguana is a large species of semi-aquatic reptile. they are only found in the galapagos islands; their coloration varies largely based on their location on the islands, from solid black to bright blues and pinks. they feed almost entirely on algae; large individuals can dive to feed, while smaller iguanas feed during low tide. females bury their eggs in the soil, leaving them to hatch independently several months later.

i don know shit yall!!!! im jus out here 

I wanna hire an evil advisor so bad. I want to pay some gay-coded little man to creep around my house saying ominous things and smirking to himself and punctuating every sentence with an evil little laugh while I pretend to be totally oblivious. And of course I ignore his evil advice, but I always have an excuse as to why, and he unconvincingly pretends to be okay with it, but later that night I hear him having an absolute meltdown in his room until he comes up with a new evil plan and bursts into a musical number that ends with maniacal laughter which continues for about 10 minutes

God I wish that were me

Pride month may be over, but these pride icons will always be in our hearts <333

show this to ur friends w no context

As if theirs some context that could explain this.

Lemme just drop this onto the conveyor belt of your dashboard

I do not think, therefore I do not am.

yeah just leave it on the table for me I’ll get some in a minute

trans_irl

LITERALLY the most Lynch thing i’ve seen

Miss Point 【-The Rose Academy-】 Series

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how does he produce full movies in three mins?? give him his oscar already

WOW someone give this man a small loan of 1 million dollars to make a movie that will kill us all

tfw your coworker is such a creep that you’d literally rather be kidnapped by the local supervillain than be around him