wrapping my puppygirl girlfriend's HRT in cheese
Reminder to other puppygirl girlfriend partners that some HRT must be dissolved under the tongue so you shouldn't wrap it in cheese!
Instead you need to hold her mouth open and stick your fingers in her mouth
you heard it here! stick your fingers in her gay mouth
I'm a barista. My coworkers know I'm a furry. Here's a collection of things that have been said on the job.
- "Wash your paws, Daisy."
- "A pup cup! I make the puppiest cups. 😌" "Well, at least there's one pup involved, since this one is for a human child."
- "Daisy, go wash your paws."
- "What's that, girl? You see another dog?"
- "I'm not a human yet this morning. 😩" "Well yeah, I thought you were a dog."
- "Daisy, fetch!"
- "Time to wash your paws, Daisy."
- "Sorry I bumped your tail!"
- "I'm not doing that unless you have food. 😌" "What?" "You know, like... a treat or something. Because I'm a dog." "Oh- OH, no, you gotta do this now. Belly rubs later, Daisy."
Update:
Coworker: "I'm not even a human today. I'm a loaf."
Me: "I'm a dog."
Coworker: Pats me on the shoulder
"Good girl, Daisy."
This is my life. I cannot believe this is my fucking life.
"Bottom does not mean sub" might as well be occult knowledge to some of y'all
call my man shredded lettuce because he be a sub topping
skunk cuddles <33
(commission for @/End_Of_Et3rnity on twitter!! skunk on the left belongs to @/SkunkWix)
pov: you're on a date with a cute possum
birthday gift for @nicopossum who deserves all your love and money 🎉
THANK U I LOVE THIS SO MUCH AAAA <3
my boyfriend gets really high and falls asleep and i start playing silent hill ambient music to send him to The Dimension
he doesnt remember but he wakes up and is like babe i had the WEIRDEST dream and im like uhuh. i bet
@kingshovelbug can you tell this random internet stranger you love when i preform experiments on you actually
please help. its so dark in here
okay apparently my brain wasn’t done with This Guy so here’s another
Inspecting your dash for mice
found one
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head from a cavegirl who can suck a mastodon rib clean quicker than you can say yabadabadoo
crying
people will have double-digit opinions on kink discourse and still manage to not know what BDSM stands for
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