Can we please make the deep sea the next cool desirable “final frontier” pretty please. I want Elon Musk to design a horrible Tesla Brand submarine and go down to map the Mariana’s Trench for commercial development and watch it crumple like a tin can the second it reaches 200 meters
Mannnnnnnnnn........... no one has ever shot their shot like this before....
I just remembered my second Pride, where I made different flag themed daisy chain bracelets/necklaces to hand out. I need folks to understand something:
They were free.
They were fucking free.
They were maybe ¢60 of acrylic yarn each at the most, and the whole ziploc bag of them took 2 hours max.
Three people gave me sad eyes until I took their money.
Someone who was clearly the mom friend of their group made me take a $5 and gave a 10 minute pep talk.
At least four more people insisted on getting change to pay for the, once again, free bracelets.
In spite of all these shenanigans, the absolute best was this one person who I can only describe as, “queer surfer dude who looks like a boyfriend who looks like a girlfriend.” I can remember nothing of the outfit, only the impeccable vibes. I did the same thing I did with everyone else, explaining the bracelets were free, and they nodded along as they took the last 6 strand rainbow bracelet. As soon as they had it on their wrist, they pointed at something over my shoulder and, like a fool, I looked.
Next thing I know, they’re running off cackling, yelling, “YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME!” and I’m holding a fucking $20. I had to stop at least two people from chasing them, cause they thought the person stole something, and then they tried to give me money cause they thought it was funny seeing me flail over people being Too Nice.
That was the year I got reverse-robbed at Pride. I hope everyone out there is having a good time and, in particular, that queer surfer dude is out there still causing benevolent chaos.
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guys. guys I just had a fucking vision of the next tumblr meme
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you can do this with basically every cartoon animal and some real animals as well. I'm picturing fucking otters and like. snoopy and shit but garfield was the perfect prototype
[I.D. Two drawings of Garfield. The first is sitting down like a normal cat, as he used to be portrayed in the comics. The second, he is standing on two legs like a human and points to himself with a red glint in his eye. Text above and below reads “Become Bipedal.” End I.D.]
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Thanks for the text ID! Anyway I did more of these and you guys can too
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call off the meme now please
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this is my favorite tag on this post actually
This post is what, hours old? Are y'all going for some kind of shitpost speedrun? Cuz i'm totally here for that
Ooh ooh I have a pretty extreme one!
Look at this photograph of Chad Kroeger telling you to look at this photograph
we moan about how we're reblogging memes about being an adult or with adult themes (not in a sexual way in this case) and how it means we're all getting old, but isnt it great that despite everything we still find fun and humor in our adult lives?
i forgot what website i was on, hold on
Guy who’s only ever seen Rocky Horror Picture Show watching his second movie with the word “horror” on the cover.
original gilbert baker pride flag colourpicked from this specific weird al shirt
is it ethical to fire an orbital laser at a cat
Only if I can play with it
ricky look! get the laser ricky, get th
True crime podcast but you realize as you're listening that the host is just describing episodes of Scooby-Doo
I’ve been getting this weird almost tensing feeling in my back recently on and off and I don’t know from what. Hold on actually let me check something
man what the fuck
