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@illbefinehopefully

Here for a long time not a good time

Any other trans guys have trouble calling themselves a 'boy' or 'man'?

For me, 'boy' feels too childish and almost silly to say while 'man' feels strange and rough. I like calling myself a dude or a guy cuz that's what feels right :)

Anyone else feel similar?

i don’t think i was meant to be a person. i think i was meant to be a small mushroom growing on a decomposing log deep in the forest. i think that would be ideal. 

"Nonbinary people have the privilege of blending into cis society whenever they want!" is just the transphobic version of the biphobic "bisexuals can blend into heterosexual society whenever they want!"

“people with uteruses” and “people with ovaries” and “people with testes” and “people with breasts” are completely harmless and useful phrases to use when discussing legislation & medicine I think yalll are just mad at the idea of trans & intersex people having medical & legal autonomy & the ability to describe our experiences without misgendering ourselves

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it's ok to keep secrets, everybody has some skeletons in the closet. Wraiths in the attic. Ghosts in the bedroom. Mummy in the kitchen. Enchanted armor on the stairs. Slimes in the basement. Maybe a giant spider in the backyard. Beholder or two in the garage. Vampires are also in the closet

my house is very unsafe

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you did it! you stripped 2020 down to the basic essentials!

This took me 20 minutes so if I ever get in trouble later in life I’ve already done my community service. This is pt 1 btw cause tumblr has a limit of 10 pictures per post.

Pt 2.

Pt 3. Fuck, this is taking a long time.

Pt 4.

Part 5/5. @goofygoldengirl reblog this so people don’t have to pause the video on each meme lol.

when u accidently type me instead of my 

accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”

accidentally typing olay instead of okay

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accidentally typing “oy” instead of yo

accidentally typing “god” instead of “good”

accidentally typing ‘thy’ instead of ‘they’

accidentally typing “beliebe” instead of “believe”

typing “hte” instead of “the” 

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typing “laso” instead of “also”

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typing “oaky” instead of “okay”