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We've moved from Submas to Roark and I can't tell if that's development or regression

candy discourse, reblog w/ your opinions on

• candy corn • licorice • peanut butter + chocolate • mint + chocolate • sour candies

Okay okay I have very strong opinions on these so I am allowing myself to express them just this once. There are probably one or two hot takes in here.

Best Pokémon Gym Leader Tournament-

Preliminary Round-

Sinnoh Division: Match 1

Sinnoh brings the heat with some fierce fighters!

Starting us off is the fashionista Candice and her cool Ice type moves. Can she overcome the father and son duo of Byron and Roark? The two of them will have to compete against each other too, and while Byron has the type advantage, will it hold out in this contest? Rounding out the first half for Sinnoh is Volkner! A trainer so strong he gets bored! Will this poll be stimulating enough for him, or will he fall at the first hurdle?

Remember- the top two competitors will move on to round 1, not just the winner!

choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you

Lean your head forward, preferably to knee level, and let the water kind of drain out of your mouth. When your are able to, take deep slow breaths. No heimlich maneuver or physical assists from somebody else should be used beyond this, otherwise you could vomit and escalate the issue. Its about keeping the larynx open. Hopefully this helps.

Reblog to fucking save a life.

taps chin.

what about 16 20 and 26?

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Got some fun answers on this one, thank you for the ask!

16) He always loved going out to eat at a cheap breakfast joint in Canalave with his parents once a month. His favorite food to order there was always the shellos shaped waffles. He hasn't been back to the restaurant since his parents divorced. He hasn't even had waffles since then.

20) He once bit a pencil in half by accident. It was during his chemistry final in highschool and he couldn't remember how to calculate molarity.

26) In terms of being themselves, Roark in Pokémon Masters' A Day with Roark. Bro is just chilling rambling about building an underground city and the like. He just seems happy. There's no real important world shattering lore, just dude talking about digging. Peak Roark content.

Anonymous asked:

Hmmmmmm I wonder who. Roark for 3, 16, and 20?

3) I'm going full rambling on this one because I have too many to pick one so I'm gonna choose three that I feel sum up my idea of him pretty well

Kaneko Ayano - Romance Sengen

Sweet song that I interpret as someone going out of their way to make their own family despite what obstacles they face, with a pretty major hint of romance. For those who've read my fics, this one might seem obvious since I characterize Roark as cripplingly lonely in a majority of them. I can't help but feel like one of his major aspirations in life is to come home to a family of his own one day and the man is pretty stubborn, so he'll work through whatever hell he needs to to reach that goal.

Melancholic song with soft percussion and strong— as I like to call them— electric noises. Once again, for those who've read my fics, it's a little obvious I characterize him as a lonely bastard and a miserable one at that. He doesn't really talk during the rare moments when the state of his life gets to him; he just cries. Can't help but think of him whenever I listen to that song.

...it's Roark. He digs holes as both a hobby and for a living. He embodies this song both fanonically and canonically.

Honorable Mention — Warframe - We All Lift

...he also digs holes because people depend on him for it and he needs to pay off crippling student debt

Which allows me to make a warframe reference and, by golly, I'll always take the opportunity to reference warframe

16) The reason he's spiritually sensitive is because he came into contact with a mysterious ghost-type deep in the iron islands during a lock down when he was a kid. No one believes him when he tells them what he saw and what led him to safety, because apparently the species of pokemon he claims to have met have been extinct for over a hundred years now. Ever since that event, however, he's consistently gotten bloody noses whenever near a supernatural presence.

20) He watches arceus awful romcoms to make himself feel better about his communication skills

Anonymous asked:

OOPs forgot the numbers: 1, 2, 10, and/or 19! :)

1) While I first met him in Pokémon platinum, I don't think I ever really acknowledged him until Brilliant Diamond. My first impression of him was that he was A) really... really fruity in some kind of way and B) there is something wrong with this man and I don't know what and its mildly terrifying. Thought he was really bland up until the Grand Underground encounter where he hit me with Undertale and just kinda... floated away??? Felt like a hallucination. Immediately became my favorite.

2) While I initially kind of jokingly liked him for making me laugh in an otherwise mind numbing game, I ended up really liking him once I started the Whumptober prompts and learned more about him. Like. He unironically uses Armaldo and Aerodactyl? Two of the most based Pokémon to ever exist??? That's beyond based.

And also the anime plotline about the tension between him and his dad... it actually struck a heartstring in me as (and this may be the most personal you'll ever see me get) my own dad wasn't the most present in my life growing up because he was always working. Felt like I was looking into a mirror that episode with the way he snapped at his dad for leaving him and his mom when he was young.

Also funny paleontologist hehe haha fossils are coolio

10) Overworked millennial attempts to learn telepathy to communicate with rocks as they are 1 of his three friends.

19) Shy but feral once he got to know someone. Probably spent his entire recess in kindergarten digging a crater in the sandbox looking for fossils. Always wore his helmet wherever he went, no matter where.

Thank you for the ask!! :^)

Character ask game!

A classic character ask game lol, but with a little deeper digging into them

Send a character and a number/several numbers, and i'll answer:

  1. My first impression of them
  2. When I think I truly started to like them (or dislike them, if you've sent me a character I don't like)
  3. A song that reminds me of them
  4. How many people I ship them with
  5. My favorite ship of them
  6. My least favorite ship of them
  7. A quote of them that you remember
  8. Your favorite outfit of them
  9. Your least favorite outfit of them
  10. Describe the character in one sentence
  11. What’s the first thing you think about when thinking about the character?
  12. Sexuality hc!
  13. Your favorite friendship they have
  14. Best storyline they had
  15. Worst storyline they had
  16. A childhood headcanon
  17. What do you think their first word was?
  18. How do you think they were as a kid? (Like, were they shy, noisy, wild, etc)
  19. The most random ship you've seen people have with them
  20. A weird headcanon
  21. When do you think they were at their happiest?
  22. When do you think they were at their lowest?
  23. Future headcanon
  24. What do you think is a secret they have that they never told anyone?
  25. When do you think they acted the most ooc
  26. When do you think they were being "themselves" the most?
  27. If they could meet a character from another show/movie/etc, who would be the most fun for them to meet?
  28. The most unnecessary thing they ever did?
  29. How do you think they would be as a parent? (and if they are a parent, how do you think they would be if they weren't?)
  30. The funniest scene they had?