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Nothing will make you evil like trying to find a specific tumblr post

tumblr’s search engine gaslighting me by telling me a post that i made a few weeks ago and can remember word for word doesn’t exist

guy on coruscant that sells shitty jedi tshirts out of a shack and the order doesnt actually know about it until one day ahsoka comes in wearing the gaudiest monstrosity with obiwans face poorly printed onto it and obiwan thinks it might be the worst thing to ever happen to him until anakin comes in with an even uglier one

shitty jedi tshirt guy gets the commission of his life billed to "the 212th attack battalion"

The guy making the shirts is the guy who tried to sell Obi-wan death sticks. He went home to rethink his life and remembered his great love of art, just in time.

mutuals. c'mere. this is a checkpoint. i am checking in. i am wrapping you in a blanket and giving you a nice warm drink. also some pretty flowers. it will be ok.

Can we talk about how there was a Barbie movie that was like “and Erica is an indentured servant because her parents never paid off their debt” and collectively as a generation we went “yeah that checks out life be rough like that”

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I never speak a sentence without saying actually, genuinely, seriously, or literally because I need everyone to know how sincere I am about the bullshit that comes out of my mouth