Well then.
I’d been phasing out of using this site for a long while anyway, and I can’t really decide whether this whole nonsense is sad or entertaining. Safe to say I’ll continue to wean off this platform, at any rate.
Later.
why does old english look like shitposting
newcleic-asshole
wuss poppin jimþo
frosttoth
thats a thorn. That little half b half p looking abomination makes the “th” sound.
that says “thiccness”. That IS shitposting
who the fuck discovered time travel in 2017
psychopathicpineapple
begone þot
YOUR DRAGON NAME
- last two letters of your first name
- middle two letters of your last name
- first two letters of your mother’s name
- last letter of your father’s name
mine would be Urlelan. Reblog and tag this with yours!
I love this because half of the people are getting amazing, fantasy names and the other half are getting unpronounceable ones.
andajojo
Mine is… Near Bad
me: where’s the toilet?
New Yorker: take a left up over at 6th and catch the bus between 12th and 32nd. there you’ll see a hotdog cart at the corner of 53rd…you gotta go on straight past to 47th. between 8th and 34th there’s a little place, ask for Mikey, tell him I sent you an he’ll let you in aight
me: thanks. I’ll just piss in the street
Pictured: A Japanese Spitz, after being told she can’t eat the pond koi, yells at them instead.
Tatler magazine, London, England, October 2, 1907
mockwa
🐯 🐯 🐯
good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose
ayumi-nemera
It’s cuter when you recognize that the lion with visible spots is a juvenile. There’s a very high chance the other lion that runs over to investigate is the MOTHER.
The first lion is asking for comfort because she was given a big spook!!! and she needs mommy to tell her it’s safe and ok!!!! (What’s cuter is that mommy clearly reassures her, and goes on to take the parent role of ‘deal with the scream rat in order to protect my large and easily frightened daughter’)
this is all in all an adorable video 10/10
Who Would Win?
Three apex predators
OR
One Screaming Long Boi
celticpyro
“GET OFF MY LAWN!”
Source: mockwa
I kind of died on here, so sorry about that, but this happened a few days ago!
My birthday is later in the month (on Dec 19th!), but my sisters chipped in for my first tattoo as an early birthday gift!! JJBA has only been a part of my life for less than a year, but it’s already so very close to my heart. It’s introduced me to and brought me closer to absolutely wonderful people, and it was one of the things that helped me recover after my chest reconstruction surgery back in March (I read and finished Part 7 while I was recuperating!). Very honored to sport the Joestar birthmark as Baby’s First Ink!
...and I mean I’m already a bisexual vampire who lounges decadently on staircases and admires her own trashbag dresses in front of a mirror who only awakens to scream and feed so stealing JoJo’s body was all that was left to fit the bill
The Net Neutrality issue summarized
You (or your parents) pay approx $40-$100 or higher for internet.
So that you can all use youtube, google, Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, etc. etc. etc. This isn’t limited to social media.
Net neutrality says, “Okay, since you already paid x amount of money for the month, you don’t have to pay for each asset individually. Enjoy your internet.” NO net neutrality means that your service provider (comcast, at&t, verizon, whatever it may be) gets to say “ACTUALLY, it lines our pockets so give us an extra $5.99 for Youtube, Facebook and Twitter. Oh, but that doesn’t include Tumblr; that comes with our premium package. That’ll be $5.99 on its own as well. Now about your Google docs and email…
That’s why it’s important. That’s why I’m spamming Net Neutrality crap. If you’re using the internet, it’s YOUR problem.
-Email your congressman (text resist to 50409) It’s easy, you don’t have to talk to anyone.
-Tweet the FCC. https://twitter.com/FCC
-Tweet THIS guy. https://twitter.com/AjitPaiFCC
-This site does the heavy lifting for you.
-Sign this.
-Sign this.
-Email your congressmen (that’s what I’m doing) https://www.house.gov/representatives/find-your-representative
-Swim the #NetNeutrality tag on Twitter. Seriously, it’s helpful.
And lastly, GET THIS TRENDING. It’s trending on Twitter but it needs to trend here too. This is everyone’s issue.
DON’T USE BOTS TO FIGHT FOR NET NEUTRALITY!
The FCC have already disregarded millions of emails in suspect of sent by fake bot accounts. If you want to fight, you need to call or message the FCC and your Senators yourself!
Ajit Pai - Ajit.Pai@fcc.gov 202-518-7399
Mike O'Rielly - Mike.ORielly@fcc.gov 301-657-9092
Brendan Carr - Brendan.Carr@fcc.gov 202-719-7305
Look up and contact your Senators and inform them why you don’t want Net Neutrality repealed.
And to anyone OUTSIDE the US, Tell your US friends and followers to fight this, but DON’T get involved yourself! They won’t listen to anyone who’s not a US citizen.
We have until DECEMBER 14TH, 2017 before the final vote goes through!
kronborgart-deactivated20181230
Twins in cloaks🌙
Watercolor + gouache
rasec-wizzlbang
can we bring back captcha comics
candygarnet
how could you forget this one?
constanze-official
thehoodjasonnet
some of my faves
Source: captchacomics
With these simple tools you, too, can be a pedant about corvids.
Richwood Gazette, Ohio, October 11, 1951
yesterdaysprint
Richwood Gazette, Ohio, October 11, 1951
is-a-velociraptor
LET JIMMY SAY HELL