reblog if your name isn't Ashley.

We’ll find you Ashley.

This post is scandalous.

reblogging because ashley cant. 

When you’re happy without a care in the world and then life interrupts your happiness

LMFAOOOO

That death stare gave me chills

He just… accepted it. I’m cracking up.

cant stop laughingg😂😂

u mean to tell me its not north east west south!?

Bitch I thought they called it news because it was that new NEW shit

The things you can still learn …

you can google stuff like this. u can just google it. just look it up. please. im begging you

Anthony and Cleopatra, William Shakespeare

Act 1 Scene 1

Attendant: Noteworthy Events, Weather And Sports, my Lord, from Rome!

Not to hijack the weed allergy discourse but also don’t smoke at pride cause if someone has asthma then just the smell of smoke can cause their chests to close up. No amount of inhalers is gonna keep us from being unable to breathe in smoke. Please don’t smoke at pride.

just dont smoke in populated public spaces like period. its common courtesy no one wants your secondhand and there are tons of health conditions that can cause a negative reaction to smoke exposure, plus it just smells nasty. this goes for weed, tobacco products, and your dessert flavored vapes too

Me: She could get it.

It: A relationship built on trust, mutual respect, and love.

Stop

damn this tea scalded me

mind opening post that should be in everyone’s dashboard

Omfg this is of that kid he looks exactly the same

i just figured out the perfect murder

kill someone and bury them in their own garden

that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide

#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them

These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit

Chaotic good

are you fucking kidding me

its him

its mash potato

Sleeping next to someone you care about is probably one of the best feelings in the world.

The women all reply with “Actually enjoy my fucking life in safety for ONE day.”

1999 - The Simpsons predicts everything that happens in the world

The messed up part is that this, along with the Trump presidency, were predicted as jokes. These were seen as things so ridiculous that not only could they not actually happen, the idea of them was funny. So every time a Simpsons prediction comes true, the Simpsons wasn’t really trying to predict the future, they were making a cynical joke because they thought the real future would be better than it actually is. We’re living in the timeline where all the Simpsons’ worst assumptions about the world were 100% right.

The Darkest Timeline

I can’t believe Mozart died in Infinity War

Herr Salieri I dont feel so good.