4 the whole crew bc i think its rlly cute when ppl help make battlejackets for their friends 🤝
Hi! I’d like to clarify something about the accreditation of this comic.
It’s by Matthew Inman, and you can find the original comic at his blog, “The Oatmeal”, and I’m posting it below as well.
Reblog if you want to flatten Christian values with the gayroller 2000
At this point half the reason I still put up with TiKTok is the insane bakers and cooks. I mean LOOK AT THIS.
Truth is, it reads more like "she can do everything" and "him, it's just Ken"
And ken is a slang used in French that means "to fuck"
So "Him, it's just fucking"
Which I think is even more hilarious
When you read it yeah it sounds like "it's just fucking" but when you hear it, it might sounds like "knows just how to fuck" because "c'est" means "it's" (in that case) but "c'est" sounds just like "sait" (pronounced the same) which is "knows" (third person singular of the verb "savoir"). So it really sounds like "He just knows how to fuck".
Buster Keaton
Legend
Good christ that man was talented
not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀
come watch eurovision we got:
funky uncle squad ready to throw hands with the nearest dictator
human neon conga line
thor in a toyota
pagan wedding rituals
edgar allan poe
token boyband
tiny woman in a box
possessed barbie dolls
xena, warrior singer
matrix cosplayers
glam rock fire lord ozai
cyberpunk ninjas and modern art sculptures
and lastly, europe when the votes come in
Great summary 😂
I just looked through OP's blog and every single poll is a popular m/f ship vs. reylo (with similar results). I don't understand.
There was an actual bracket, but reylo got obliterated in round one, and after the poll was done, someone suggested it would be funny to do a "bonus round" where every tournament contestant is pitted against reylo to see how many ships, if any, reylo can beat
I hope it's none.
It is beating exactly one of them.
I saw the last link like, "What! I'll vote for you, other ship!" I Will Not.
this comic is technically canon now 😔✌️
its the vitamins day but i forgot. about that. so heres a dracula doing (bad) magic tricks
Anonymous asked:
DUDE I MENTIONED TO MY GRANDMA THAT I WAS REALLY ENJOYING THE BOOK I WAS READING AND SHE ASKED ME TO SEND IT TO HER IM READING YAOI WHAT DO I DO
send her a book you've already read and enjoyed that's not yaoi so that you can keep pace and answer questions if she decides to read it too
send her the yaoi. we can make a fujoshi of your grandma yet
I'm changing my answer. do what starredforest said, anon.
i fucking love alan turing
(from “the secret life of bletchley park” by sinclair mckay)
Is that….Can he do that??? Can I do that?? Imagine the power you could have by maliciously misfiling paperwork within bureaucratic systems and then acting based on the way you had written your paperwork
This one dude’s bank tried to sneakily change his APR from 12.9% to 45% in the fine print of a contract, so he spent half a year developing a bulletproof contract with a bunch of nasty shit for the bank, sent it back signed, and of course they filed it without looking. He used his new card how he wanted to, and when the bank sued gim for not paying, the court held that it was a valid contract and he later actually eventually settled with the bank and got some sweet perks out of it
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xphilosoraptorx
Kings, both of them
Pa mi...
Pure seagull energy
I claimed Jesus in a roleplay server and I was really bummed that for the next 3 days I couldn’t use him.
pretty sure in Catholic canon Jesus went to hell in those three days so guess what (:
HE WHAT
It’s called the Harrowing of Hell and it is a part of catholic mythology! The idea is that while Christ was dead for three days, he went to hell and just kinda…whooped ass until he came back.
He girlbossed his way out of that one, methinks
Excuse you, He wasn’t just busting Himself out of Hell, this was a MASS JAILBREAK we’re talking about!
Jesus was breaking down ALL THE GATES IN HELL, and He was down there breaking ALL THE CHAINS FOR EVERY SINGLE PRISONER IN HELL!
He got down to where Death an Hades were hanging out, and said “I ain’t stuck down here with you, you’re stuck down here with ME!”
Good for him!
New headcanon, Doomguy is Jesus
Consider this: Draco apprenticing as a healer under pomfrey while Harry is DADA prof
UHH YES!!! I adore the Healer!Draco trope, and I love any friendly dynamic between Draco and Madam Pomfrey or McGonagall. It's *chefs kiss* BEAUTIFUL!!
