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so sick how the only way you can get experience is through experience. and the only way you can get good is through the humiliating ordeal of sucking ass at it

Clementine Von Radics, from In A Dream You Saw A Way To Survive; “You are on the floor crying”

rich people:

millennials:

I am fairly sure there are other explanatory factors for a dropping life expectancy, such as skyrocketing obesity rates and no one exercising enough. There’s not much evidence that increases in the quantity of working hours is linked to a dropping life expectancy.

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ya ever hear of researching shit before you embarrass yourself?

remember when i eviscerated someone so thoroughly they deactivated?

I will 𝔭𝔯𝔬𝔱𝔢𝔠𝔱 my mutuals from everything. from the cold. from the five nights at freddys. you will be safe just get behind me

I love the phrase gross misconduct. babygirl your behavior is yuckydisgusting

It’s a really good movie but I’m thinking about ending things is movie I would recommend to someone if I hated them

time for me to ruminate on these tweets again.

like why is this the funniest exchange i have ever seen. i love them

this blog is an idiot positive zone. if ur a dumbass thats ok. this is a safe space for people w half a brain

opposite of dni. welcome to interact: oldest siblings, deranged fire signs, dishes girls, bottle blondes, brunettes who wear jeans, male pinterest users, dangly earrings wearers, tight black turtleneck wearers, nonbinary bisexuals, people who don’t pay for a single streaming service, people who wear socks to bed, girls who are just like their dad, cat lovers, bird lovers, raccoon lovers, soda haters, people who played water polo and soccer in high school, linguistics majors, if you can make that water droplet noise with your mouth, know how to do cool skateboard tricks, have 3 or more siblings, weird little girls who aren’t girls anymore, light yagami haters, virgo moons, people who are 6′5, hyperpop listeners, jimmy macelroy kinnies, amv makers, lonely women in their 20s, and people who weren’t allowed to watch spongebob as a kid

just wanna find the softest grass i can find and lay down in it and look at the sky for a very very very long time

is the Devil’s Tramping Ground like. a widely known thing outside of North Carolina? b/c it’s funny as fuck, it’s this circle of dirt that supposedly nothing will grow in and it’s b/c the devil stomps around there or whatever. allegedly ppl have tried camping there and woke up miles away

it’s literally just a patch of dirt that ppl are scared of. that being said, i would not go there if asked b/c while i am not superstitious, i am a little stitious

*Tamp Tamp*

The Devil: ah I see you’ve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

If i were in a high fantasy setting i’d be corrupted by the allure of ancient and forbidden magicks SO quickly you have no idea

ohhh you love me? i’m your favourite tumblrina? name 5 of my 2-note posts

i am wiggling around my bedto get warm. like worms maybe. you know. in the dirt and such

I like when a cool new photo of a bug comes out and all the bug blogs pass it around like a joint.

in my defense your honor i just got out of the shower and my hair is so soft. come feel this its so soft. yes i did kill him though sorry. is that bad