What kind of an idea are you?

What’s the theme for this year’s met gala btw? Because based on the pictures I’m seeing on my dash it’s giving ‘enchanted woodland’

Aaah ok. I was not all that far off the mark then

jesus christ almighty

all time hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby rap beef. you get the sense that Drake was just in it for publicity but Kendrick genuinely hates this guy with every fiber of his being and has been waiting for a good reason to unload

Kendrick structuring his diss tracks the way people on tumblr structure callout posts

Drake is

I don't know how to talk dirty to you but I can rant about the public infrastructure of Chicago if that's good enough for you

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

Being as Dracula Daily is starting up again in about three days, I think this is a perfect opportunity, as we follow along this year, to play the PG-13 game.

For the unfamiliar, the PG-13 game is as follows: you are allowed to insert one and only one instance of the word "fuck" into the text as written. For maximum impact, where do you put it?

Once more I have seen the count go out in his fucking lizard fashion.

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defenestrates you

how you look rn if i am being 100% honest

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

RIVERDALE (2017 - 2023) Season 6, Episode 16: Blue Collar

i must not lie down on my bed with my phone. lying down with my phone is the time-killer. lying down with my phone is the little mistake that brings total academic obliteration. i will face my phone. i will permit it to show me my updated tumblr feed. and when i have scrolled past a few posts i will turn over my phone and place it down. where the procrastination has gone there will be nothing. only i will remain