girly whitesides

oh my word

.. i don’t even know what to say.

People like this exist?

this dog just turned in a quest

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

being put in charge of small children like

i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now

0x12=0

all these fuckboys but who is the fuckfather

me to all my haters 

My hobbies include trying to close the elevator door before someone else gets on

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

Like for Thin Mints, Reblog for Samoas:

WOW

I WON MISS CANADA

i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and quiet and ugly and annoying 

wanna know how punk i am??????

*punches a wall*

drive me to the hospital