Yea so , earlier I had a bite in my neck and I didnt know from what bit me… and then when I woked up, their light from my curtain fuckeing hurt my eyes alot. And well … I am going too work in my powers and hopefally master their so I can use them for good includeing
1. Suck blood
2. Dark teleport
3. Mist form
4. Unholy flame grapple hook
Peeing
Again with this
are you mad at me?
Knock it off
Huh, must've been the wind.
i think every adaptation of alice in wonderland where alice is this stupidly polite sweet little child is kinda hilarious cause in the original books her vibe is more like
just realizes olive oil comes from olives…. much to think about
i will not have y’all humiliate me like you did when i said i thought microwaves just blew hot air on the food
Bro.
i thought the spinning helped it cock faster leave me ALONE????
stop reblogging this i can’t be known for this
Weapon idea: a retro-causality pistol, loaded with bullets made of justification. When you fire it at someone, it changes history to provide a reason for you to have shot them.
Finally, you’ve killed the man who murdered your wife. But was she dead before you pulled the trigger? You will never know.
I don’t think I was even married before I shot them. I probably shouldn’t tell my kids that they’re just a metacausal byproduct of finding an excuse to shoot someone; that’s a hell of an existential crisis to inflict on a child.
You, you get it!
why do you use tumblr light mode
I have been on this site since 2013, I am not brave enough to change my ways
Pussy
You're scared of a slightly brighter screen bitch.
I'm having SUCH a bad day could you please drop an image of that one dude from the Precambrian Era (you know the one)
philbert my beloved
why does this sound like it came from a repressed gay war poem
the other day I said "you're studying abroad??? what's her name??" and felt all the moisture in the room get violently sucked out of the air
