Fail

Betty White and a bear stop what you’re doing and reblog

i made a longer version for someone

WE SEE UR CRIME

HIS GUILTY LITTLE FACE OMG

The Mitchells vs. The Machines (2021) dir. Mike Rianda

ferret

that part made me so scared because I thought they were gonna

I was trying to explain to my sister-in-law that I simply cannot turn on my car headlights if anyone is looking at me and she thought I was crazy.

Literally nothing more embarrassing than tying your shoes in public like oh look at me I'm a 5 year old because I couldn't tie my shoes tight enough to last a walk through the kroger

are y’all okay

no

nothing more embarrassing than being early for a meetup and being embarrassed that you look weird so you start playing with the notification bar on your phone pretending you're texting someone

every star wars alien is so good and then there’s

this

yo man you talkin’ smack about max rebo you back off my blue elephant son

HIS WOOKIEPEDIA ARTICLE IS LITERALLY THREE SENTENCES LONG HOW DOES EVERYONE KNOW HIS NAME

Who the fuck is talking shit about Max Rebo????

Renowned jizz musician max rebo???

The Nanny  |  3x08 “The Party’s Over”

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.

im sorry for reblogging this again but this tag has obliterated me

For anyone who’s wondering, that is a yellow spotted box fish. And they love human attention and have the personalities of small puppies. Also, if you stress them out they release a toxin that kills everything around them.

i just wanted you guys to know theres a porn parody of the force awakens and just when this storm trooper dude starts feeling this bitch up, kylo came in and started doing his usual tantrum shit in the background unprovoked, meanwhile oblivious to all thats happening and let me tell you no porn has ever cut me so off guard and brought me to tears in .01 seconds until now

this one’s a keeper

I have queued this since June 19th

Me as a husband

It’s just like that one episode of Gumball in which they didn’t know what Nicole wanted them to celebrate

32557 and 37837 torture

me

And let’s not forget this gem

Verified accounts impersonating celebrities for a joke even though they’ll inevitably get suspended for it has yet to stop being funny for me

Jaboukie carries that entire website on his back

It’s called fashion, look it up.