iiamsaam-blog reblogged
bae: come over
me: do you have food
bae: my parents aren't home
me: are they coming back with food

laying here on my bed at 5am with one nipple out asking the ceiling why i had to catch feelings
It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up
not stoned, just slightly pebbled
tumblr should have an ” i feel u” button on posts
(via saintclarity)
*has the option to say some negative shit about someone*
*doesn’t take the option and continues to live life peacefully*
I wish I went to detention for 9 hours and came out with 3 new best friends and a boyfriend why am I not in an 80’s movie
(via bl-ossomed)
the VMAs wont be complete until the fuck her right in the pussy guy comes up and interrupts someone
What did the cake say to the other cake?
I’m baked
(via ocean-tajemnic)
public school dress code