Pls be true
It’s true in Texas, at least.
She has 10 eggs omg how did her little body make so many eggs I’m going to cry
Her bird husband keeps bringing her little green worms to eat and every time she hears him outside she does these happy little chirps ahhhhh
UPDATE: all ten eggs have hatched :)
UPDATE:
All ten babies are getting ready to fledge!!!
Wait I realized this Twitter rate limiting thing happened literally the same day as the Reddit 3rd party app shut downs. Wonder how many of those users have come here today to this Luigi Wins By Doing Nothing Ass website
Sorry to everyone who’s enjoyed the last 130 years of science and culture journalism, but Disney needs the money to fund Toy Story 9
"No Pride for some of us without liberation for all of us." -Marsha P. Johnson
Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.
Cove Holden and Qiu Lin?
More like Cove "It disappeared" Holden and Qiu "I never lose things" Lin.
I know clown husbandry is a thing, and that everyone pretends to have a pet clown, but I also think poet husbandry has the potential to be really funny as well. Just imagine keeping an overly-sentimental, long-haired, tuberculosis-ridden Romantic as a little pet.
I forgot to feed Bartholomew Francois last night, but it's fine because he wrote a five page freeverse about the woes of a starving peasant. He says that hunger is his newest muse
Every time I leave to go to work, Maximilian III cries "fare thee well" and waves his handkerchief, and when I'm gone he sits in the doorway and weeps. Can anyone give me some advice on how to help his separation anxiety?
I've noticed Count Solomon seems to struggle drinking wine from a bowl. Should I invest in a fountain for him?
Pride month vest project, a patch a day #30: VEST COMPLETE
you know what’s a trope that never gets tired is when theyre bouncing around in the plot and suddenly an important name crops up- it’s blorbo bleebus. and some dude is like who the hell is blorbo bleebus. and we immediately cut to our new friend blorbo bleebus pulling the most absolutely buckwild shit you’ve ever seen
enhanced edition of this trope is when they cut to blorbo bleebus doing something entirely contradictory to how they were just introduced, like “i know a professional, someone discreet who can handle things quietly” cut to blorbo bleebus in the wildest fucking bar brawl you’ve ever seen, screaming their own name and stopping to down shots while still holding some dude in a headlock
Not to be #cute on main but I simply will not rest until the Supreme Court as an institution is nothing but ash and soot underneath my feet 😊😊🥰🥰😍
Whoa guys check out this #cute pic I found online 🥰🥰🥰
fucking constant reboot remake reboot remake reboot remake reboot remake!!!!!!!!!! the tv has only been around for like a century you literally cannot be out of ideas already
This is an open secret at this point, everybody who works in the entertainment industry can tell you the execs literally, outright say they do not want original properties anymore. With a new property you have to spend the time and money getting people invested. If you make the 34785th remake and staple some nostalgia on it for good measure, you'll make bank because there's already a dedicated group of people to market to. People will watch it if it's good, because it's a revival of something they care about. People will REALLY watch it if it's bad, because hatewatching is almost even more profitable in this day and age. It's all about getting the biggest return for the smallest financial investment, and nostalgia is MUCH more profitable than original projects. It's all corporate bullshit in the end.
So anyway, please support the originals who make it in spite of everything, and please especially support independent creators and projects!
Capitalism destroys art
we should bring back the supernatural fandom somehow having an extremely specific gif for literally every occasion though
i know you guys are still out there. i know you still have your .gif folders. don't pretend you're not.
you. you get it.
